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Postby Som General on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:36 pm

oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:12 pm

Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"


I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.
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Postby Som General on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:32 pm

I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

and is that an attempt at a joke, I would ask 20 poeple to comfirm however I'd rather not waste the time going outside to comfirm your inability to make anything of any humor, why don't you make the world a better place by diverting your exaust pipe into your car and rolling up the windows, sit their and enjoy yourself for a bit.
I won't tell you exactly what happens but just know many a mans life will be changed for the better
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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:34 pm

Hey I'm up for joining the clan.
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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:34 pm

Can I join?
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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:35 pm

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Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"


I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.


Sounds to me like you need to make friends with people other than your old relatives.
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Postby wicked on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:38 pm

Hey VI, no reason to create two threads. All callouts go in this aptly named "Callouts" forum. :wink:
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:48 pm

Som General wrote:
I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

and is that an attempt at a joke, I would ask 20 poeple to comfirm however I'd rather not waste the time going outside to comfirm your inability to make anything of any humor, why don't you make the world a better place by diverting your exaust pipe into your car and rolling up the windows, sit their and enjoy yourself for a bit.
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No joke. You really are a retard.

Next time you need to find 20 people's opinion, you don't need to go outside. Just ask the group of people that come by on a daily basis to anally penetrate you with their fists while you fellate your helpless dog. I see that you can't use 'there', 'they're', or 'their', correctly so the not being able to count makes sense. I'll help you out: there are way more than 20 fists in your ass.
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:54 pm

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Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"


I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.


Sounds to me like you need to make friends with people other than your old relatives.


You're probably right, but I just adore the smell of icy-hot.
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Postby V.I. on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:00 am

No one will be turned away. Whump joins the Salami Fighting Association.

We need a few more. 5 to be precise. Just spell "automatically" correctly and yer in like Flynn.
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Postby Som General on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:30 am

No joke. You really are a retard.

Next time you need to find 20 people's opinion, you don't need to go outside. Just ask the group of people that come by on a daily basis to anally penetrate you with their fists while you fellate your helpless dog. I see that you can't use 'there', 'they're', or 'their', correctly so the not being able to count makes sense. I'll help you out: there are way more than 20 fists in your ass.

wow you've really improved did you get 20 poeple who were around from the 1920's to help you out on this one also. ohhh and just for your information, posting strange and irrelevant fantasies on this forum is not suggested. until you find something other than poor grammer or a spelling mistake to try to make fun of me for, I'm going to have to divert you back to my previous post and beg of you to follow my suggestion
just wondering what happened in your childhood to make you fantasize about over the top anal fistage, I just hope It didn't involve farm animals and products.
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Postby Som General on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:31 am

oooh and I got it this time, Automatically?
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Postby V.I. on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:42 am

In. Four more.
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Postby jcalebmoore on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:45 am

Som General wrote:
No joke. You really are a retard.

Next time you need to find 20 people's opinion, you don't need to go outside. Just ask the group of people that come by on a daily basis to anally penetrate you with their fists while you fellate your helpless dog. I see that you can't use 'there', 'they're', or 'their', correctly so the not being able to count makes sense. I'll help you out: there are way more than 20 fists in your ass.

wow you've really improved did you get 20 poeple who were around from the 1920's to help you out on this one also. ohhh and just for your information, posting strange and irrelevant fantasies on this forum is not suggested. until you find something other than poor grammer or a spelling mistake to try to make fun of me for, I'm going to have to divert you back to my previous post and beg of you to follow my suggestion
just wondering what happened in your childhood to make you fantasize about over the top anal fistage, I just hope It didn't involve farm animals and products.


That was pretty weak there punkin'. Chin up though. Practice makes perfect.

2 things:

1. I wasn't trying to make fun of your grammar, it just makes it harder for me to figure out what inane sentence you were trying to construct when you don't know how to use your words. For example, I believe I've lost some brain cells trying to figure out what would qualify as a 'farm product'. Would that be a product produced at a farm, like corn, or more a product used on a farm, like a combine? I don't know and it's frustrating. I desperately want to understand the depths of your retardation, but its hard when you communicate so badly.

2. I deeply appreciate your suggestion, but I have a personal policy against taking advice from people that love fists in their asses. Call me strange, but I'll just have to pass on all future free advice.
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Postby jcalebmoore on Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:23 am

Sorry for all this off topic nonsense, and sorry I didn't notice this jumped forums. I'll leave it be now. Good luck with the new clan V.I.
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Postby Som General on Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:02 am

hmmm your infatuation with anal fisting still puzzles me however Ill continue to ignore it and highlight a few things.
First off no-where in my post does the difference between their and there change the meaning of the post or for any of your other examples, the context is still there.
and I can really tell that you did have a troubled childhood but Ill clarify farm products can be whatever you want them to be however I think you went into what really happened when you searched for an answer, corn and a combine gruesome.
please don't tell me those poeple from the 1920's you often refer to were somehow involved, i mean how can you look at those monsters and then manage to ask them suxh profound questions as the spelling of Automatically in the 1920's yours is an adventurous life you live.
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Postby V.I. on Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:53 pm

Fringe Benefits.

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Postby turtleman on Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:15 pm

V.I. wrote:Fringe Benefits.

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Join the Salami Fighting Association.


I'll take 3 lbs of shoulder , 4 lbs of rib and finish me off with 69 pounds of Rump =P~
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Postby lofty on Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:05 am

Any news of more Salami Fighting members?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:28 am

turtleman wrote:
V.I. wrote:Fringe Benefits.

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I'll take 3 lbs of shoulder , 4 lbs of rib and finish me off with 69 pounds of Rump =P~

Yeah, I'd pound that rump pretty hard too
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Postby pimphawks70 on Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:06 pm

this is allmost as dumb as the Fat Cust clan!
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Postby lofty on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:03 am

pimphawks70 wrote:this is allmost as dumb as the Fat Cust clan!


Does this mean you want to join? or are you just looking for a fight? If the later I'm happy to take you through the works of flame wars.
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Postby V.I. on Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:22 am

Last Call for the Salami Fighting Association.

I took wrestler1ump off the list; he's like poison to any would-be clan. Someone write that down someplace, it needs to be stickyfied.

Any rate, here is the Salami Fighting Association den mother. She has deadly accuracy with her Flying Bologna Bags of Fury. Deadly indeed.

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Postby turtleman on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:28 pm

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73-32-36 , that cant be real :shock:
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