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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby army of nobunaga on Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:00 am

WHO IN THE HELL DOES THAT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SAY YOU ARE ?!>!>!

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby The Bison King on Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:13 am

How do you think History would be different if Germany had won the first world war.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby The Bison King on Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:14 am

How would you react if you were stuck in an elevator with a Canadian and a Dutcher?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby army of nobunaga on Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:22 am

If a Catholic priest, a Jewish person, a Muslim , the president of the US , a sheep, Santa claus, and a small girl child were all stuck in an elevator, what would happen?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby The Bison King on Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:27 am

What were the happiest times of your life?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby squishyg on Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:35 am

describe your earliest memory
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby john9blue on Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:31 am

when will you start issuing us open invitations to one of your orgies? i think many of us have been wanting to attend for quite some time.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:35 am

Why'd you stop giving me piggy back rides?

Aren't you glad I convinced the Newsletter group to interview you?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:38 am

Erase
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby GabonX on Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:19 am

Does caring about other people benefit me, and if not why should I care?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby BoganGod on Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:21 am

Is 42 really the answer, and if so. Why?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby trapyoung on Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:50 am

What's your favorite variation of your name? Is it saxi because it's close to sexy? I'm not attracted to you.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:29 pm

On a scale of one to nine-thousand, how honestly are you answering these questions (on average) ?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby Gold Knight on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:38 pm

Do you think you're next forum ban will be self-determined or from the higher ups?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby army of nobunaga on Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:42 pm

w-h-a-t a-m- i h-o-l-d-i-n-g i-n m-y l-e-f-t h-a-n-d????
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:42 pm

What public-serving roles have you undertaken on Conquer Club? I'm familiar with your 'Unofficial CC Happiness Ombudsman' --- but I know I'm missing a few others. Could you also describe these roles for the uninformed? ;)


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:20 pm

How old are you? What's the craziest thing that's happened to you on CC? Why the name saxitoxin? I'm jammin' to the "Samba de Amigo" theme song (Samba de Janeiro), what's your favorite theme song? Who is your favorite historical figure (besides yourself, of course)? What would be your favorite question to be asked to you? Would you answer it?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby The Bison King on Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:56 pm

Where were you when I was growing up? Dad?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:22 pm

Is that you on your avatar? Or is it who you pretend to be...?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:51 pm

saxi, which model will be your next iPhone?

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is your mission in Mexico to create a revolution of workers in the Tecate plant?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:27 pm

If you could put anything into a box to use it whenever you want (no matter how abstract or physically impossible), what would you choose?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby TheSaxlad on Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:27 pm

Saxi,Saxy or Saxie?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:55 pm

If I kicked you in the shins, how would you respond?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby jefjef on Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:05 pm

Which CC persona would you choose to be interviewed? Why?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- Saxitoxin

Postby The Bison King on Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:37 pm

Whose Avatar is or was your favorite. Be honest.
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