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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Commander9 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:05 pm

jakewilliams wrote:LMAO this is gonna be fun. For those that don't know me, what the f*ck is wrong with you? I am a member of the most fun, most ass-kickingest clan on CC, The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU). I was a chat mod for a while (and you will still find me in live chat pretty much anytime I am at work).

I will answer every single question posed to me here, even though I'm sure nagerous won't put them all in the newsletter. NO topic is off-limits and I will answer everything truthfully.


You're just asking for trouble aren't you? :lol:
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby trapyoung on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:50 pm

Favorite player? Least favorite player? Favorite poster? Least favorite poster? How sexually inadequate are you?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby natty dread on Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:00 am

What are you doing?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Pirlo on Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:10 am

who's the worst live chat regular?

- AC :geek:
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:26 am

Which is better... CC or sex?
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of on CC?
Who is your favourite player on CC?
Who is your favourite personality on CC?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Calidrmr on Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:30 pm

at what point does CPR become necrophilia?

(courtesy of bdub via LC :lol: )
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:52 pm

Have you ever had a rocky mountain oyster? Would you like to?

(you are permitted to use google, if you need it)

Why did you feed the Bush administration false information about Iraq?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Rodion on Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:16 pm

Young Brett Favre or Aaron Rodgers?
Favorite rivalry: Bears or Vikings?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby danryan on Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:22 pm

WWBD? Are you sure?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby khazalid on Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:25 pm

on a scale of 1-10, how much does live chat suck?


















is thinking of 8.5 on the sucking scale whetting your famously insatiable appetite?
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:14 pm

What is your favorite quote from a CC player?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby 40kguy on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:08 pm

Can you guys interview me next time? Imagine all the stupid and fun questions you could ask me!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Streaker on Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:59 am

If you have to choose a single experience from your life, that you can repeat once. What would it be, and why?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Calidrmr on Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:22 am

#1_stunna wrote:a/s/l?

:lol: :lol: fastposted by stunna :P

boxers or briefs? ;)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby InsomniaRed on Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:36 am

Calidrmr wrote:boxers or briefs? ;)

or neither :-s
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby chemefreak on Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:57 am

I'm tired of these damn TOFU interviews...aren't their any other players on this site? :lol:
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby bedub1 on Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:03 am

chemefreak wrote:I'm tired of these damn TOFU interviews...aren't their any other players on this site? :lol:

Besides....tofu is icky. Meatatarians for the win!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby InsomniaRed on Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:09 am

When was the last TOFUer interviewed?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby jackal31 on Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:24 pm

if there was something to change about CC, what would it be?

Who do you think is best Risk player (provide a definition)?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby elfish_lad on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:14 am

If you could have sex (real sex here... not the "sweet there is no one else in chat but us" kinda sex) with anyone from your clan and not get caught would you and with whom?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby InsomniaRed on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:18 am

elfish_lad wrote:If you could have sex (real sex here... not the "sweet there is no one else in chat but us" kinda sex) with anyone from your clan and not get caught would you and with whom?

Is this a serious question? :lol:
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby owenshooter on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:51 am

Why is Insomnia Red trolling your thread?-the black jesus
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby lord voldemort on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:05 pm

how many games behind are the o's going to be at the end of the season, between 20-40?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby InsomniaRed on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:35 pm

why is owen trolling this site?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby owenshooter on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:48 pm

jake, as a former mod, can you please explain why some mods are allowed to troll, bait and continually break site rules without any repercussions? thank you...-the black jesus
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