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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:31 pm

Clapper:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:37 pm

jefjef...well, this is the only way I can stand his nonsensical keyboard diarrhea...:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby poptartpsycho18 on Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:42 pm

Army of GOD wrote:jefjef...well, this is the only way I can stand his nonsensical keyboard diarrhea...:

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That pic is photo-shopped! I'm sitting here thinking that it's a cute outfit other than the crotch decal, then I start thinking it looks strange for some reason...One of her breasts is bigger than the other...but I figure that as a guy you noticed that faster than I did :lol: So maybe it was intentional :P
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:57 am

IT IS TIME!!!!!




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After hours of patiently waiting for a tea refill, Mrs. Serbia gets up and throws a fit of rage.

I believe that the blonde holding the closed-cell extruded polystyrene foam cup is Serbia, who in fact wasn't offended at all but rather amused.

I for one am ashamed that I've been had by Serbia and his seemingly heart-rending story.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:31 pm

Sometimes, after eliminate my opponents, they look like this:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:04 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:15 pm

owenshooter--

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AoG

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Masli on Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:24 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mageplunka69 on Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:42 pm

Army of GOD wrote:jefjef...well, this is the only way I can stand his nonsensical keyboard diarrhea...:

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me too, thats strange, but mine is naked
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby natty dread on Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:20 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:36 pm

natty_dread wrote:Army of GOD

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The feet aren't big enough.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:38 pm

he he naively, i think everyone looks like their avatar. I can seriously picture andy eating a banana while wiping out opponents -- while screaming "ee! ee!"
although I can't imagine natty_dread spinning his around all day, he'd have to get dizzy sometime
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:08 pm

nobody knows what I look like. it's a secret.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby clapper011 on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:12 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:nobody knows what I look like. it's a secret.

Image thats how I figure you likely look :P
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:22 pm

clapper011 wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:nobody knows what I look like. it's a secret.

Image thats how I figure you likely look :P



Screw the redwings, nix the stache, and take off about 15 or 20 years. I don't ever wear a hat, and I have some of the worst hair in the world (according to my barber). But the skin color is spot on. I am Mr. Whitey McWhite. :lol:
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby clapper011 on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:32 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:nobody knows what I look like. it's a secret.

Image thats how I figure you likely look :P



Screw the redwings, nix the stache, and take off about 15 or 20 years. I don't ever wear a hat, and I have some of the worst hair in the world (according to my barber). But the skin color is spot on. I am Mr. Whitey McWhite. :lol:

what are you like 17 or 18 then? :shock:
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:35 pm

18. I made this account when I was 14 or 15, and didn't want people to judge me by my age, so I chose a name where it wouldn't even come up. :P
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:37 pm

Clapper, what are you smoking? This is what he looks like:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:41 pm

c'mon! I can't even be the scary looking one?
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Or the brew master?
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Or the doctor?

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And... the images never work on these crappy forums. :/
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:44 pm

Because you're not supposed to have a break after your image tag (a break is hitting the enter button)
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby shocked439 on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:01 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Because you're not supposed to have a break after your image tag (a break is hitting the enter button)

it also helps if you use image file (.gif, .jpg, etc)

and this has got to be AoG Image
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:31 pm

Phatscotty?

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:59 pm

I think my opponents usually look like a Blobfish.

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby natty dread on Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:51 am

My opponents look like deep sea anglerfish

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:29 am

All opponents

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Andy

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and KORT

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