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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:21 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:36 pm

Guess who.....

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby natty dread on Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:22 am

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:56 am

natty_dread wrote:Guess Who?


I think my opponents generally look like this rogue's gallery:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:11 pm

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:48 am

Dukusaur (in the foreground on the left):



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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby TeeGee on Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:32 am

Beckytheblondie wrote:We all have perceptions of what our opponents, friends or other Conquer Club users look like. They're almost always wrong. Sometimes we think of them as being their avatar or signature. But you can't actually believe Luapie looks like that, can you? And you can't really believe you're playing Montgomery Burns when you play MeanestBossEver. So what do you think other CC users look like?

Please keep your posts safe for work. Please no nudity. Although, I'm sure most of you have imagine me naked.

I'll start in the post below.



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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:23 am

I generally think my opponents look like this, when they are waiting and watching for me to take my turn.

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:10 pm

That guy has a squishy forehead.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Stephan Wayne on Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:18 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:We all have perceptions of what our opponents, friends or other Conquer Club users look like. They're almost always wrong. Sometimes we think of them as being their avatar or signature.



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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby anonymus on Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:34 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:Dibbun is the one with the tat in the middle and owen/bpb is on the left.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby General Brock II on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:45 am

I look something like this:

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Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. :P And a bit more of a moustache than that chap.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:26 am

Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. And a bit more of a moustache than that chap


In other words you look nothing like him at all and resemble this chap:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Serbia on Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:54 pm

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After hours of patiently waiting for a tea refill, Mrs. Serbia gets up and throws a fit of rage.

I believe that the blonde holding the closed-cell extruded polystyrene foam cup is Serbia, who in fact wasn't offended at all but rather amused.

I for one am ashamed that I've been had by Serbia and his seemingly heart-rending story.


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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:04 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:
Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. And a bit more of a moustache than that chap


In other words you look nothing like him at all and resemble this chap:

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So, in other words, you look like Richard Kiel (AKA JAWS)

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:52 pm

Lots and lots of scrawny, specky eyed gits.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:50 pm

General Brock II wrote:I look something like this:

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Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. :P And a bit more of a moustache than that chap.


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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:12 pm

I look like this:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:14 pm

rds looks like this:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:04 pm

nietzsche wrote:rds looks like this:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:26 pm

My opponents probably look like this:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby NoSurvivors on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:34 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:My opponents probably look like this:

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You forgot to munch on a banana :o
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:36 pm

I only have bananas in the Longest Thread, Thread, silly.


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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby NoSurvivors on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:56 pm

Oh I see :P
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:12 pm

I expect most of my opponents to have horns, cloven feet or a forked tail, or possibly all 3, depending on how much of their soul they sold to the CC devil for good dice.
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