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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby anonymus on Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:34 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:Dibbun is the one with the tat in the middle and owen/bpb is on the left.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby General Brock II on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:45 am

I look something like this:

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Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. :P And a bit more of a moustache than that chap.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:26 am

Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. And a bit more of a moustache than that chap


In other words you look nothing like him at all and resemble this chap:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Serbia on Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:54 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:IT IS TIME!!!!!




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After hours of patiently waiting for a tea refill, Mrs. Serbia gets up and throws a fit of rage.

I believe that the blonde holding the closed-cell extruded polystyrene foam cup is Serbia, who in fact wasn't offended at all but rather amused.

I for one am ashamed that I've been had by Serbia and his seemingly heart-rending story.


I have just discovered this. I am not blonde, though I am frequently amused.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:04 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:
Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. And a bit more of a moustache than that chap


In other words you look nothing like him at all and resemble this chap:

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So, in other words, you look like Richard Kiel (AKA JAWS)

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:52 pm

Lots and lots of scrawny, specky eyed gits.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:50 pm

General Brock II wrote:I look something like this:

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Except that my jaw is more elongated and I'm sporting a smashing goatee. :P And a bit more of a moustache than that chap.


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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:12 pm

I look like this:

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betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:14 pm

rds looks like this:

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betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

DoomYoshi wrote:ffs nietzche, sitting in the library at school and bam - vaginas all over the screen

betiko wrote:Saxi, you have rotten balls necrosing your sack.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:04 pm

nietzsche wrote:rds looks like this:

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And?
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:26 pm

My opponents probably look like this:

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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby NoSurvivors on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:34 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:My opponents probably look like this:

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You forgot to munch on a banana :o
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:36 pm

I only have bananas in the Longest Thread, Thread, silly.


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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby NoSurvivors on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:56 pm

Oh I see :P
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:12 pm

I expect most of my opponents to have horns, cloven feet or a forked tail, or possibly all 3, depending on how much of their soul they sold to the CC devil for good dice.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:45 pm

AndyDufresne:

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BBS:
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Phatscotty:
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nagerous:
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Symmetry:
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Gillipig:
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betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

DoomYoshi wrote:ffs nietzche, sitting in the library at school and bam - vaginas all over the screen

betiko wrote:Saxi, you have rotten balls necrosing your sack.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:49 pm

Sydney
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Bruce
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betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

DoomYoshi wrote:ffs nietzche, sitting in the library at school and bam - vaginas all over the screen

betiko wrote:Saxi, you have rotten balls necrosing your sack.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby Bruceswar on Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:40 pm

Sweet I am the turtle and sydney is hot... Perfect!
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:36 pm

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betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

DoomYoshi wrote:ffs nietzche, sitting in the library at school and bam - vaginas all over the screen

betiko wrote:Saxi, you have rotten balls necrosing your sack.
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby rhp 1 on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:04 pm

I don't know about the rest of you losers, but Nos is guy #2 and I'm guy #1... and we will fkn kill you

http://youtu.be/6qFrY4VcbMU
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Re: What do you think your opponent looks like in real life?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:58 pm

rhp 1 wrote:I don't know about the rest of you losers, but Nos is guy #2 and I'm guy #1... and we will fkn kill you

http://youtu.be/6qFrY4VcbMU


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The video's worth watching.
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