colton24 wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:Oh but I'm not like other politicians. I'm honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.
I would never abuse my power or go on hiking-trips which turn out not actually to be hiking-trips but trips to my Southern American mistress. I wouldn't have sex with an intern, lie about it on tv and then claim I misunderstood everyone when they referred to "sex'. I would also not tax your cc-dollars and start a war for oil and power.
...okay, at least I wouldn't employ a vice-president who shot another dude in the face.
SNORRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VOTE SNORRI OR ELSE
Actually, come to think about it - My vote can be bought by the candidate who can guarantee for me that they'll perma-ban colton.