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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby squishyg on Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:15 pm

i heard that pimpdave is neither a pimp, nor a dave.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby Queen_Herpes on Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:32 pm

I heard you can get squishyg straight from the tap at the Kwik-E-mart.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby Mageplunka on Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:44 pm

I heard Stunna and Becky were married in Jamaica
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby FattyMcFat on Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:48 pm

I heard owenshooter hasn't shot any owens.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby trapyoung on Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:00 pm

I heard FattyMcFat isn't actually fat
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:03 pm

I heard that lackattack is really Jesus Christ in disguise.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby owenshooter on Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:22 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I heard that lackattack is really Jesus Christ in disguise.

now you have gone too far...-the black jesus
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby eddie2 on Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:33 am

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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby squishyg on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:34 pm

i heard that Army of God loves Jesus. Like, more than Lionz does. Like, in the sense that AoG wants to have divine sex with Christ.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby lord voldemort on Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:22 pm

i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby trapyoung on Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:24 am

lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc


do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby eddie2 on Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:38 am

trapyoung wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc


do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?



i heard it is ok for mods to flame/bait players
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby murphy16 on Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:19 am

trapyoung wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc


do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?


Lol trap...that's funny. :lol: =D>
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:52 pm

owenshooter wrote:i heard that courtney's jugs dried up... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus


I heard that typing "the black jesus has spoken" after a post in which the black jesus signs such post is redundant.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby owenshooter on Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:20 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i heard that courtney's jugs dried up... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus


I heard that typing "the black jesus has spoken" after a post in which the black jesus signs such post is redundant.

i heard that many of the junior mod squaders are so far out of the forum loop and "inside" forum jokes, they often post and make themselves look silly... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby King Doctor on Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:31 pm

I heard that many of the sheep often think of themselves as wolves.



Until the wolves suddenly show up, that is.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby nagerous on Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:40 pm

I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby squishyg on Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:46 pm

i heard a rumor that a certain mod and a certain player were making out in the custodian's closet during 1st period!
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby owenshooter on Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:58 pm

nagerous wrote:I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member

i heard this was at the same time when these two were in the same clan and their clan forum received a visit from an admin due to a certain global mod declaring their was a "hit" thread about him/her in the clan forum. this admin posted warning the entire clan about "going to war" against CC, because CC always wins. the rumor continues that the entire clan told the admin how bat shit crazy his global mod was and that she/he was far more dangerous than a little sexy CC clan. a few days later a certain global mod went nuts and was forever banished from CC land, unless you know his/her new handle... the black jesus loves rumors!!!-the black jesus
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby lord voldemort on Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:47 pm

nagerous wrote:I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member


you know...i think i heard this rumour as well
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:30 am

I heard that the real king of Conquer Club, isn't a current or former conqueror, but a king that's only real weak spots are escalating games and achilles.


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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby MrBenn on Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:32 am

AndyDufresne wrote:It is rumored that lackattack is truly an anthropomorphised turtle.


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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:34 am

I heard that turtle-monkey stew is terrific...-A
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby TheSaxlad on Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:40 am

Army of GOD wrote:I heard that turtle-monkey stew is terrific...-A


I heard that the best way to trap a monkey is with a banana like object...

and I heard that it can only be made properly on a samc812 timer...

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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:17 am

Rumor has it that earlier this week...the first official marriage proposal through Conquer Club took place with a little help from our Webmaster...

Here is how it looked from Lack's account:
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Congrats to 'Conquer_Man_1' and 'Conquer_Woman_1'.


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