IT's BEEN A YEAR -- where is BLITZAHOLIC*?

by **JOHNNYROCKET24** on Sat May 21, 2011 5:49 pm

owenshooter wrote:this is perfect timing, i'm about to go away on vacation and need a sitter...-the black juju bean

alrighty. I see some doubles games I can join for us. Just let me know when you get out the door and I will log on and join for you !

by **Fruitcake** on Sat May 21, 2011 6:44 pm

rabbiton wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.

OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!

in hindsight the asterisks should have made it obvious all along.

He is not Jesus you blasphemers. He is God himself...just look at my signature, you can see this from his own written word which I extracted verbatim from his post in the C&A thread originally.

by **Serbia** on Sat May 21, 2011 6:46 pm

I don't have the time to ask questions, so I'm just going to assume that Fruitcake knows what he's talking about.

by **Robinette** on Sat May 21, 2011 6:50 pm

JUST HOURS TO GO

by **rabbiton** on Sat May 21, 2011 7:10 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
rabbiton wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.

OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!

in hindsight the asterisks should have made it obvious all along.

He is not Jesus you blasphemers. He is God himself...just look at my signature, you can see this from his own written word which I extracted verbatim from his post in the C&A thread originally.

so i guess jesus came to earth to go to school?

by **freezie** on Sat May 21, 2011 8:04 pm

Just hours to go till we finally have peace with all that forum pollution for a single player.

by **rabbiton** on Sat May 21, 2011 8:39 pm

freezie wrote:Just hours to go till we finally have peace with all that forum pollution for a single player.

you are blitzfully deluded if you think the activity will die down once the great man descends to walk amongst us.

i am just wondering where the judgement thread is and whether we will get to make a case for ourselves or will the assessment be based on our past actions?

by **owenshooter** on Sat May 21, 2011 8:50 pm

he has a lot of work to do in the top 5 thread... i suspect he'll need a whole mess of asterisks to complete the task at hand if he doesn't just use the *delete* key...-the black pony wrangler

by **rabbiton** on Sat May 21, 2011 8:57 pm

owenshooter wrote:he has a lot of work to do in the top 5 thread... i suspect he'll need a whole mess of asterisks to complete the task at hand if he doesn't just use the *delete* key...-the black pony wrangler

How dare you Smite the name of the Alblitzy!

You don't think He could judge a mere 19716 of us individually in a 24 hour period?

by **gannable** on Sat May 21, 2011 10:04 pm

Blitz has died
Blitz has risen
Blitz will come again

He is the Christ of CC

he has been mocked, scorned, and persecuted when in reality his main purpose is to make us all better CC players

none of us are worthy of our savior

i dedicate my CC life to Blitzaholic. I know he loves me.... and loves all of you as well.

His top 5 lists are His Word. Read it and live your CC life by it
and you'll become the CC player you're meant to be and live with Blitz forever

by **owenshooter** on Sat May 21, 2011 10:28 pm

gannable wrote:Blitz has died
Blitz has risen
Blitz will come again

He is the Christ of CC

i can't believe he gets one month and steals my schtick that took 6 months to earn!!! however, this quote from the C&A forum
surpasses anything i have ever posted as the black jesus

gannable wrote:I forgive you all because some of you may not of known what you did

his return should be interesting... i truly feel that if he had simply apologized after the first incident, people would not have become so enraged
by his denial and would not have begun to delve further into the sordid underbelly of his dealings... everyone deserves a second chance... but according
to the rules of the top 5 thread, he deserves to be removed... this is going to be interesting...-the black chuckee

by **Gypsys Kiss** on Sun May 22, 2011 1:25 am

owenshooter wrote:
gannable wrote:Blitz has died
Blitz has risen
Blitz will come again

He is the Christ of CC

i can't believe he gets one month and steals my schtick that took 6 months to earn!!! however, this quote from the C&A forum
surpasses anything i have ever posted as the black jesus

gannable wrote:I forgive you all because some of you may not of known what you did

his return should be interesting... i truly feel that if he had simply apologized after the first incident, people would not have become so enraged
by his denial and would not have begun to delve further into the sordid underbelly of his dealings... everyone deserves a second chance... but according
to the rules of the top 5 thread, he deserves to be removed... this is going to be interesting...-the black chuckee

Yeah, right. When have you ever let something drop without wringing as much life out of it as possible?......

by **Chariot of Fire** on Sun May 22, 2011 1:31 am

I actually don't think he'll come back.

There is no god.

by **karelpietertje** on Sun May 22, 2011 7:02 am

So... no raptors, no blitz?

by **owenshooter** on Sun May 22, 2011 9:28 am

Gypsys Kiss wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
gannable wrote:Blitz has died
Blitz has risen
Blitz will come again

He is the Christ of CC

i can't believe he gets one month and steals my schtick that took 6 months to earn!!! however, this quote from the C&A forum
surpasses anything i have ever posted as the black jesus

gannable wrote:I forgive you all because some of you may not of known what you did

his return should be interesting... i truly feel that if he had simply apologized after the first incident, people would not have become so enraged
by his denial and would not have begun to delve further into the sordid underbelly of his dealings... everyone deserves a second chance... but according
to the rules of the top 5 thread, he deserves to be removed... this is going to be interesting...-the black chuckee

Yeah, right. When have you ever let something drop without wringing as much life out of it as possible?......

what portion of my post even implied this at all? i have no idea what you are talking about... but i forgive you, because you know not what you have done...-the black brett-a-holic

by **IcePack** on Sun May 22, 2011 10:03 am

Well the timers @ zero for a few min now and still no blitz on scoreboard :p

by **Robinette** on Sun May 22, 2011 10:42 am

Oh please don't tell me he's not coming...

First the rapture didn't happen, then blitz hasn't returned?

I don't think i can handle Back-to-back disappointments

by **Fruitcake** on Sun May 22, 2011 10:46 am

Robinette wrote:

Oh please don't tell me he's not coming...

First the rapture didn't happen, then blitz hasn't returned?

I don't think i can handle Back-to-back disappointments

I think I can handle the disappointment.

by **gannable** on Sun May 22, 2011 11:22 am

Blitz - take me with you!!!

rapture me to the next Risk website
it will be Heaven

by **gannable** on Sun May 22, 2011 11:24 am

actually if he's not coming back

i bet he signs up under a new name

watch out for the next cook who suddenly is a General in the span of a month

by **oVo** on Sun May 22, 2011 11:45 am

Robinette wrote:Oh please don't tell me he's not coming...

Rumor is he's just breathing hard.

by **IcePack** on Sun May 22, 2011 12:20 pm

He's back

by **Fruitcake** on Sun May 22, 2011 12:57 pm

by **gannable** on Sun May 22, 2011 2:42 pm

Make way for the coming of Blitaholic

the day of Blitaholic is at hand

there comes one after me whose mouse button i am not fit to touch

I am gannable the Baptist

i will baptism all of you in the name of Blitzaholic!!!!!