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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby BIGMEANIE on Thu May 19, 2011 10:20 pm

Perhaps we can also start a thread regarding the different types of staunch dice-defenders out there. We can start with the "Arrogant Douche" and the "I Love the Smell of My Own Farts".

A massive amount of dice-complaint threads is annoying, sure (I'll admit I made one myself a while back), but so are those who feel the need to drop by every one of them and be a douche.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby King_Herpes on Thu May 19, 2011 10:27 pm

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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu May 19, 2011 10:48 pm

=D> BIGMEANIE

KH buddy, we don't need to see your prosthesis, our imagination is enough thx.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby King_Herpes on Thu May 19, 2011 11:05 pm

Terrance, you little wood nymph you! Get over here tubby!!
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby natty dread on Fri May 20, 2011 5:56 am

Here we can observe how the Dice Complainers flock to a thread they consider to be contrary to their cice-complaining agenda, and try to discount any evidence and research in said thread. We can only assume this is due to the highly territorial nature of the Dice Complainer.

One can draw many parallels in the complaining-behavior of Dice Complainers and religious fundamentalists. Indeed, it could be said that Complaining has become like a religion to the Dice Complainer. No matter what evidence is provided for the Dice Complainer, he refuses to consider it if it contradicts his views on the "dice". Of course, this is understandable, as the whole behavior of Complaining is a key aspect of being a DC, and we can only assume that the rest of the pack would shun the DC if he would ever give up his Complaining behavior.

We can also observe how the Pseudo-Complainer follows the Dice Complainers around and validates their every opinion. It is clear they have some kind of symbiotic relationship, only we are not entirely clear on the details... for example, we don't yet know exactly what the Pseudo-Complainer gets in return for defending the Dice Complainer's religion. We can only hypothesize that the Pseudo-Complainer gets an emotional reward from his own sense of self-righteousness. In his mind, he makes the Dice Complainers out to be persecuted victims, so he can feel like he is fighting a worthy cause when he steps in to defend the DC.

Further research is still needed. The DCRC is still looking for sponsors and donations.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 6:27 am

Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Maybe you can be so kind and give me the odds of what is considered a perfectly normal situation nowadays: attacking 32:23=3:6 or 19:23=17:0. And adding a little more, what is also "normal" nowadays: attacking and losing in a rate of 3:1 2,3,4 consecutive times in the same game.

Dice rolls in CC at this momment are the worst (and the most important) feature of CC.

From an irrational "Dice Complainer"
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Mr Changsha on Fri May 20, 2011 6:32 am

One interesting possibility is that lack is in fact an evil genius and so set up CC to randomly target certain players (say .5% of the total) with continuous, hilariously appalling dice. He would have known that such unfortunates would naturally descend on the forums spitting blood (after having their 10th consecutive attack fail hopelessly that day) and be met by a bunch of people who get normal dice annoyingly explaining - over and over again - how CC's dice are random.

But my dice aren't fucking random!! I haven't won a roll in 3 months!!!! Seriously, this site is fucked!!!!!


At which we would collectively reply...

I don't think quite understand what random means! It is quite possible that you could lose every roll since time immemorial, I suggest you get some sort of education you silly little peasant.


Maybe it is all an experiment by the CIA (yep, those fuckers) to see how bonkers they can make people? You must surely agree that CC's dice drive people nuts, what if they were designed to make them nuts?

As I write this my respect for Lack has gone up about five million percent.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Mr Changsha on Fri May 20, 2011 6:35 am

zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Maybe you can be so kind and give me the odds of what is considered a perfectly normal situation nowadays: attacking 32:23=3:6 or 19:23=17:0. And adding a little more, what is also "normal" nowadays: attacking and losing in a rate of 3:1 2,3,4 consecutive times in the same game.

Dice rolls in CC at this momment are the worst (and the most important) feature of CC.

From an irrational "Dice Complainer"


This is what I am talking about. I, blessed with 'normal dice' would have rolled through those like a fat kid through cake, while you, burdened with Lack's special CIA dice get completely fucked over.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 6:45 am

yes and we all complex rational animals had our origins from such simple elements in an evolutionar process which odds were so minimal that only could have success because had millions of years of attempts.

I wonder why events with same odds happen everyday in CC....
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby natty dread on Fri May 20, 2011 6:47 am

CC and CIA start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby SirSebstar on Fri May 20, 2011 6:49 am

zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Maybe you can be so kind and give me the odds of what is considered a perfectly normal situation nowadays: attacking 32:23=3:6 or 19:23=17:0. And adding a little more, what is also "normal" nowadays: attacking and losing in a rate of 3:1 2,3,4 consecutive times in the same game.

Dice rolls in CC at this momment are the worst (and the most important) feature of CC.

From an irrational "Dice Complainer"

0.00069818057900628006 % or aproximatly 1/3 to the 7th power.. happens about 7 times every 1000.000 attacks of 23:3 to ends as 2:3.
1.3363859726673977% (only looked at the attacker, not the defender result though) 13 time severy 1000 throws
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby SirSebstar on Fri May 20, 2011 6:50 am

zapusca007 wrote:yes and we all complex rational animals had our origins from such simple elements in an evolutionar process which odds were so minimal that only could have success because had millions of years of attempts.

I wonder why events with same odds happen everyday in CC....

because many many millions of numbers are used every day, so yea..
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby natty dread on Fri May 20, 2011 6:51 am

A fascinating specimen! This warrants further research.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 7:00 am

natty_dread wrote:CC and CIA start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.


Wow, never noticed that, extraordinary man!
I think there are some other words that starts with the same letter, let me see... oh i remember some:
clitface, cockass, cockbite, cockburger, cockface, cockfucker, cockhead, cockmonkey, cocknose, cocknugget, cockshit, cockwaffle, cumbubble, cumtart, cuntass, cuntface, cuntrag, cuntslut.

think if i try harder i can add some more...
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 7:07 am

SirSebstar wrote:
zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Maybe you can be so kind and give me the odds of what is considered a perfectly normal situation nowadays: attacking 32:23=3:6 or 19:23=17:0. And adding a little more, what is also "normal" nowadays: attacking and losing in a rate of 3:1 2,3,4 consecutive times in the same game.

Dice rolls in CC at this momment are the worst (and the most important) feature of CC.

From an irrational "Dice Complainer"

0.00069818057900628006 % or aproximatly 1/3 to the 7th power.. happens about 7 times every 1000.000 attacks of 23:3 to ends as 2:3.
1.3363859726673977% (only looked at the attacker, not the defender result though) 13 time severy 1000 throws


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