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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Mr Changsha on Fri May 20, 2011 7:12 am

zapusca007 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:CC and CIA start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.


Wow, never noticed that, extraordinary man!
I think there are some other words that starts with the same letter, let me see... oh i remember some:
clitface, cockass, cockbite, cockburger, cockface, cockfucker, cockhead, cockmonkey, cocknose, cocknugget, cockshit, cockwaffle, cumbubble, cumtart, cuntass, cuntface, cuntrag, cuntslut.

think if i try harder i can add some more...


More! More!
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 7:15 am

not a classroom dude, i'm paid for that.

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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby natty dread on Fri May 20, 2011 8:04 am

What a remarkable specimen!

Dear folks, we have discovered a rare new breed of Dice Complainer: one that is obsessed with penises. We can only hypothesize that this obsession is due to feelings of inadequacy which the Dice Complainer tries to compensate.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 8:20 am

natty_dread wrote:What a remarkable specimen!

Dear folks, we have discovered a rare new breed of Dice Complainer: one that is obsessed with penises. We can only hypothesize that this obsession is due to feelings of inadequacy which the Dice Complainer tries to compensate.


Now i remember you.

Hi Chode! Sorry but it has been a long time. All that talk about penises and feelings about inadequacy, compensation. How could i forgot you with that nick, and more, with the same starting letter of CIA and CC!

Sorry dude.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 20, 2011 10:22 am

"Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, which we ascribe to Heaven." -- All's Well That Ends Well


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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby oVo on Fri May 20, 2011 10:33 am

For the years I've been on this site the one constant has been the dice. This makes me wonder if such a thing is even possible. Are these "intensity cubes" actual carbon based entities or are they alien life forms sent from another galaxy to observe our behavior?
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri May 20, 2011 10:37 am

zapusca007 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:CC and CIA start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.


Wow, never noticed that, extraordinary man!
I think there are some other words that starts with the same letter, let me see... oh i remember some:
clitface, cockass, cockbite, cockburger, cockface, cockfucker, cockhead, cockmonkey, cocknose, cocknugget, cockshit, cockwaffle, cumbubble, cumtart, cuntass, cuntface, cuntrag, cuntslut.

think if i try harder i can add some more...


NOW I agree, this IS the best dice thread to date! =D>
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Timminz on Fri May 20, 2011 10:40 am

zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.


That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby oVo on Fri May 20, 2011 10:41 am

He left out Coca-Cola and coldsore.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 10:52 am

Timminz wrote:
zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.


That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.


Sorry mate but happened to me... lost every roll... understand why i'm a proud "Dice Complainer"?
And it can happen (happened), probability almost nil but not so. I would be pissed but not terribly pissed if situations not so extreme but with very low odds didn't became absolutely normal. What should happened for instance with an odd of 0.0001 is happening 0.01 in real and regularly, that's whai wrong in CC now. Maybe it's only with me (conspiracy dice complainer as our CHODE friend would say)

PS Andy, didn't understand well your message, know the meaning of chode?
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Crazyirishman on Fri May 20, 2011 11:02 am

zapusca007 wrote:
Timminz wrote:
zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.


That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.


Sorry mate but happened to me... lost every roll... understand why i'm a proud "Dice Complainer"?
And it can happen (happened), probability almost nil but not so. I would be pissed but not terribly pissed if situations not so extreme but with very low odds didn't became absolutely normal. What should happened for instance with an odd of 0.0001 is happening 0.01 in real and regularly, that's whai wrong in CC now. Maybe it's only with me (conspiracy dice complainer as our CHODE friend would say)

PS Andy, didn't understand well your message, know the meaning of chode?


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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 20, 2011 11:33 am

Mr Changsha wrote:One interesting possibility is that lack is in fact an evil genius and so set up CC to randomly target certain players (say .5% of the total) with continuous, hilariously appalling dice. He would have known that such unfortunates would naturally descend on the forums spitting blood (after having their 10th consecutive attack fail hopelessly that day) and be met by a bunch of people who get normal dice annoyingly explaining - over and over again - how CC's dice are random.

But my dice aren't fucking random!! I haven't won a roll in 3 months!!!! Seriously, this site is fucked!!!!!


At which we would collectively reply...

I don't think quite understand what random means! It is quite possible that you could lose every roll since time immemorial, I suggest you get some sort of education you silly little peasant.


Maybe it is all an experiment by the CIA (yep, those fuckers) to see how bonkers they can make people? You must surely agree that CC's dice drive people nuts, what if they were designed to make them nuts?

As I write this my respect for Lack has gone up about five million percent.

oVo wrote:For the years I've been on this site the one constant has been the dice. This makes me wonder if such a thing is even possible. Are these "intensity cubes" actual carbon based entities or are they alien life forms sent from another galaxy to observe our behavior?


These two are excellent examples of Dice Conspiracy Theories. They should go in the Dice Conspiracy Theories thread.
Wow, how interesting natty that you found a new type of DC. I have to question whether you found them or whether you made them? Maybe sometype of DC genetic manipulation experiment, Dr. Dread?
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby natty dread on Fri May 20, 2011 11:40 am

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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby Fruitcake on Fri May 20, 2011 12:58 pm

zapusca007 wrote:
Timminz wrote:
zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.


That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.


Sorry mate but happened to me... lost every roll... understand why i'm a proud "Dice Complainer"?
And it can happen (happened), probability almost nil but not so. I would be pissed but not terribly pissed if situations not so extreme but with very low odds didn't became absolutely normal. What should happened for instance with an odd of 0.0001 is happening 0.01 in real and regularly, that's whai wrong in CC now. Maybe it's only with me (conspiracy dice complainer as our CHODE friend would say)

PS Andy, didn't understand well your message, know the meaning of chode?


Unfortunately your numbers do not compute. For you to have lost 21 armies and be left with 3 armies you will have to have had at least one roll where you only lost 1 army. As you now have 3 this means you must have been rolling 3v2 dice at all times. To lose a single army in that situation means your defender will have lost a single as well, yet he has remained the same.

Please take this maths homework back and do it again Capsicum minor. Next time do try to remember the maths laws of addition and subtraction.

Btw, my dice are still quite horrendous.
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Re: The Dice Complainer

Postby zapusca007 on Fri May 20, 2011 1:14 pm

Speed Game 9013481
you are right, "just" lost 20 like i told in chat at that time.
for what it matters most important.
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