You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

by **sempaispellcheck** on Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:52 am

...not even a hurricane-caused power outage can make you miss turns or keep you from updating your tournaments.

by **smegal69** on Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:31 am

when you speed more hours a day talking about CC than talking to your wife

i know! speeding more time with my wife will improve my sex life, but it ain't going to improve my rank :-s

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:19 am

smegal69 wrote:when you speed more hours a day talking about CC than talking to your wife

i know! speeding more time with my wife will improve my sex life, but it ain't going to improve my rank

And CC never has to ride the cotton pony!

by **x-raider** on Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:54 am

You come across this message too often:

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by **rdsrds2120** on Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:55 am

...you work here!

BMO

by **krusher** on Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:17 pm

when I became a conqueror, lost all my points, got banned and still been around for almost 6 years...

by **MagnusGreeol** on Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:05 pm

A lot of denial comes with addiction,,So many know They Love it,, But would hate to say addicted.So-- Hello, My name is MagnusGreeol, and I've been addicted to CC for over a Year now,, I've tried to cut down,,but it calls Me,,sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night sweating, wondering if I ended My turn, or if someone got to the Pole in Antarctica before Me,,,I feel I can get better--I must try-- AND KICK MORE AZZ ALL OVER THE PLACE HAHAHAAAAA--YEAHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE IT !!!! AND WANT MORE!!! '')

by **Little Witt** on Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:13 pm

...when you dream of being conqueror and seen as the greatest person ever,....then people look at your resent games and see you just got really lucky in some speed assdoodle games

This is gonna be me one of these days!

by **Lestat1779** on Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:12 pm

Because of CC, i have become deathly afraid of dice ... nightmares of seeing other people of rolling nothing BUT 6s ... my favorite number is now 1 ... i have fallen in love with my dice therapist ... playing any game that involve dice causes me to break out in hives and difficulty of breathing .... curse you Conquer Club and your random number generator!!!!