You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

by **PonyGal** on Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:33 am

Or youre walking down a dark alley in a rough neighbourhood late one night when 3 big burly gangsters step out in front of you and you arent in the least bit worried, because you know that despite the laws of probability that 3 v's 1 attacks just never work

by **PonyGal** on Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:40 am

Or you are called into your childs school because on an essay assignment discussing the 'Peloponnesian war' when asked who won your child submitted the answer "my daddy did even though his teammate was complete farknarkel cook who committed suicide"

by **clapper011** on Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:47 am

when you post in the same thread 6 consecutive times!

lol

by **Georgerx7di** on Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:16 pm

When you remember when this thread was started. Actually, I should say these threads. I believe that two or three of these were made at different times and merged together after-wards.

by **stanley knife** on Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:53 pm

when you sit and study your games even though it wont be your turn for about 20 hours

by **mpjh** on Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:04 pm

When you wish everyone good luck only after the 8th round.

by **stanley knife** on Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:45 pm

when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:23 pm

stanley knife wrote:when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

You need new friends.

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I've mentioned this one before, but I'll mention it again---when CC starts to creep into your dreams. And I do think creep is the operative word in that sentence.

--Andy

by **HighlanderAttack** on Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:55 pm

When u r planning and running a tourney with over 1500 entries and u are giving premium away while doing it.

by **smegal69** on Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:53 am

You know you're obsessed with conquer club ..... when you shell out $500 bucks for typing leasons.
now i can play CCand watch porn at the same time

by **mpjh** on Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:02 am

for $500, she would have come to your room -- what a waste

by **stanley knife** on Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:35 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
stanley knife wrote:when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

You need new friends.

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I've mentioned this one before, but I'll mention it again---when CC starts to creep into your dreams. And I do think creep is the operative word in that sentence.

--Andy

i need E-friends

by **Victor Sullivan** on Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:49 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
stanley knife wrote:when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

You need new friends.

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I've mentioned this one before, but I'll mention it again---when CC starts to creep into your dreams. And I do think creep is the operative word in that sentence.

--Andy

You were in my dreams once... It was very weird... I described it in the Suggs forum somewhere...

by **Mageplunka69** on Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:25 am

when you play cc from your cell phone with no clickies

by **40kguy** on Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:05 pm

rbelgrod wrote:when you play cc from your cell phone with no clickies

no its harder on your itouch with one bar of wifi. yes i do try to make my turns with those conditions. yes i fail when i do that. thats how i know im obsessed.

by **Victor Sullivan** on Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:49 pm

...you log on and say "Okay, I'm only gonna be on for 15 minutes" then next thing you know you have to go to work in an hour.

by **squishyg** on Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:11 pm

When you care about becoming it's Queen. Vote for me! (direct link in signature)

by **stanley knife** on Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:05 am

when you get genuinely upset about someone giving you a bad rating
especially when he's a serb, and all serb's are perdura!

by **squishyg** on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:13 pm

when you have "take turns" listed as a daily quest in Epic Win.

by **clapper011** on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:14 pm

squishyg wrote:When you care about becoming it's Queen. Vote for me! (direct link in signature)

when you want to have a jello or mud fight to determine the winner!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-[

by **clapper011** on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:52 pm

when you check your cell phone and think to yourself, "oh finally! no pm's!!! then realize you said pm's instead of texts!!

by **isaiah40** on Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:55 pm

When you keep hitting the refresh button when you know no one in your games are online

by **Victor Sullivan** on Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:15 am

When you go on Live Chat because you already spent the last 4 hours responding to every post in the forums.

by **jigger1986** on Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:43 am

When you see the Clandemonium map has been released to beta, and cry because your clan is not represented on it. The cry again after you win for the first time on it. (happened to me about an hour ago.)

by **ljex** on Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:57 am

jigger1986 wrote:When you see the Clandemonium map has been released to beta, and cry because your clan is not represented on it. The cry again after you win for the first time on it. (happened to me about an hour ago.)

when you see that DD is a clan on there and remember the good old days when you were a member of that clan before it disbanded.