Conquer Club

If when u get lost in the arctic...u think ur best strategy would be to control the ice cap

you get a medal for your contributions to Live Chat

...when you think of the forums and other features on CC as "extra-curricular activities"
btw, every group has a "you know you've done it too much when..." collection, but they're always unique from group to group

When you reminisce of the post count and spam wars.

when you grow old and say to the new recruits, "yeap, back in my day, we didn't have clickable maps... we had to use the dropdown boxes." lshicastr (laughing so hard I caused a space-time rift)

Victor Sullivan wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:When you start your day on CC by checking the forums, responding to various threads, and logging off... forgetting to check your games.

Maybe that's more a "you know you're obssessed with the conquer club forums when..." than a conquer club obsession generally.

Amen to this ^^^ I generally go straight to PMs and the forums and miss a few turns because I go complete logins without playing my games ;3

you want this means: CC has transformed risk from just a board game to a community magnet. The games are here just to get you into the forums... he he

You see a vanity plate for Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority and think of eddie2

when you...i don't know...:0

Kaiser Tigerstar wrote:when you...i don't know...:0

Then why did you post?
Also, since when is a ? obsessed??

When you type "..." in Microsoft word and wonder why the text wasn't italicized.

blakebowling wrote:

Kaiser Tigerstar wrote:when you...i don't know...:0

Then why did you post?
Also, since when is a ? obsessed??

Good point, bb. And for all you future people out there, Tigerstar is currently a ?, thus fitting the context. Soon he will become a major general and no one will get this joke. Go tigerstar!

When you are so obsessed with CC that when you get kicked off, you try to worm your way back in under another account...

I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

sniff

der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

sniff

Only if there is a reference to bananas in it somewhere.

i won't mention any names but ...............

when being Head Chatter isn't enough, you accept a job with the TD's.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

sniff

Only if there is a reference to bananas in it somewhere.

oooh yeah, only more and more bananas for me!!

der sniffter wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

sniff

Only if there is a reference to bananas in it somewhere.

oooh yeah, only more and more bananas for me!!

Take too many and Andy will go Ape-shit on your ass.

when you see this forum thread for the 1st time and decide you need to compare your addiction to others

...the map picture doesn't load but you can take your turn anyways.

PepperJack wrote:...the map picture doesn't load but you can take your turn anyways.

I've totally done this

am still doing it.

Pshht. You're really obsessed when you're able to take your turns blindfolded, buried 20 meters underground, hands tied behind your back & tapping morse code with your toes... the morse code is picked up by an assistant who converts it straight to binary code - meaning that you have to morse "zero" for each 0 and "one" for each 1 - and inputs the binary stream on a computer which is connected to conquer club.

Oh and also, it's a speed game.

when you drop from 2895 to below 2400 and can still maintain you are not pointdumping...

when "spoiled" means cashing in for 100 troops on escalating

when reading this log