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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby SirSebstar on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:22 am

am still doing it.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby natty dread on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:42 pm

Pshht. You're really obsessed when you're able to take your turns blindfolded, buried 20 meters underground, hands tied behind your back & tapping morse code with your toes... the morse code is picked up by an assistant who converts it straight to binary code - meaning that you have to morse "zero" for each 0 and "one" for each 1 - and inputs the binary stream on a computer which is connected to conquer club.

Oh and also, it's a speed game.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby SirSebstar on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:47 pm

when you drop from 2895 to below 2400 and can still maintain you are not pointdumping...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:05 pm

when "spoiled" means cashing in for 100 troops on escalating
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby 2007spaceodyssey on Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:28 pm

when reading this log
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:15 pm

I had a dream that jones had been promoted to Admin. That's a bit of a sign, i think.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby InsomniaRed on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:18 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:I had a dream that jones had been promoted to Admin. That's a bit of a sign, i think.

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A sign you should stop getting high before you go to sleep!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby sniffie on Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:01 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
der sniffter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
der sniffter wrote:I have a tattoo from a certain monkey with the initials AD under it on my chest.

Does this mean I am obsessed??

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Only if there is a reference to bananas in it somewhere.



oooh yeah, only more and more bananas for me!!

Take too many and Andy will go Ape-shit on your ass. ;)


Will he??
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat May 21, 2011 11:23 am

...When it is Saturday morning and sunny, and the day of the rapture, and you still wake up take your turns, positioning yourself for the next round.


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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:43 am

You're watching game 1 of the NBA Finals, see a dunk, and can't wait for it to be put on Youtube so you can make it your new avatar.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby chaosfactor on Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:35 am

You still log on just for the crack to see what faces are still around, who is surviving, winning or loosing..

You log onto reminisce about the long gone glory days of when CC's flame division ran rampant through-out the internet, boldly going where no conqueror had ever been before..

You log on just to say "Hiya" to all the moderators and club school runners, who we once went to war with..!!

We settle back and smoke a pipe, like all old timing veterans do, and laugh at the love of one of the best war gaming sites on the internet!!

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Joodoo on Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:40 am

you have a strong urge to set the site as your home page, but simply too lazy to do it.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby isaiah40 on Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:43 pm

When you have to do a complete reinstall, and before you download all the drivers you need, you log into CC and spend the next few hours reading everything you missed.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:39 am

...you know you are going away over the weekend, and try to plan when you will have access to take your turns as priority over packing.


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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:24 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:...you know you are going away over the weekend, and try to plan when you will have access to take your turns as priority over packing.


--Andy


...When you are going away for a weekend, and instead of enjoying the view you're thinking about you're next move in your seq game.
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