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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby oldrisky44 on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:02 am

You wake up every morning 7 days a week at 4 a.m. without an alarm clock just to play your turns.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:46 am

oldrisky44 wrote:You wake up every morning 7 days a week at 4 a.m. without an alarm clock just to play your turns.


Yowza, I'd have to agree.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby greenoaks on Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:58 am

oldrisky44 wrote:You wake up every morning 7 days a week at 4 a.m. without an alarm clock just to play your turns.

when you stay up 'til 4 a.m. every morning to take your turns because you are in a different timezone to the majority of the players here.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby stanley knife on Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:12 pm

when you come home at 4am drunk and wasted, tired and nearly passing out and still find the time to check your conquer club

you spend so long checking your 4 games that the sun comes up, you get a visitor and miss your chance to have a snooze

your turning into an insomniac, you keep getting fired from jobs, the government refuses to give you a food grant because the new prime minister is a asshole, you live 30kms from town and gas costs over 2 dollers a litre. its been raining for a week, all water turns to ice around 3am-5am, its freezing fkn cold and no matter how many roosters you shoot theres ALWAYS FKN MORE and they crow all night non stop, damn i hate those roosters
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:16 pm

You post 3 or more times in this thread.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby oldrisky44 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:53 am

stanley knife wrote:when you come home at 4am drunk and wasted, tired and nearly passing out and still find the time to check your conquer club

you spend so long checking your 4 games that the sun comes up, you get a visitor and miss your chance to have a snooze

your turning into an insomniac, you keep getting fired from jobs, the government refuses to give you a food grant because the new prime minister is a asshole, you live 30kms from town and gas costs over 2 dollers a litre. its been raining for a week, all water turns to ice around 3am-5am, its freezing fkn cold and no matter how many roosters you shoot theres ALWAYS FKN MORE and they crow all night non stop, damn i hate those roosters



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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:08 am

Welcome to the forums, stanley knife!

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Joodoo on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:51 am

you have the urge to brag about the fact that you have more vowels than consonants in your username in game chat, but restrain yourself from doing so upon realizing that no one would really care.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:26 am

...when familiar usernames start to pop up in your dreams.


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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:09 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:...when familiar usernames start to pop up in your dreams.


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This has happened 3 or 4 times for me... :-k

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby greenoaks on Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:44 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:...when familiar usernames start to pop up in your dreams.


--Andy


This has happened 3 or 4 times for me... :-k

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby jleonnn on Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:53 am

When you're in an exam period and you get banned from CC but nothing else cuz your parents know how much you want it :P
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby owenshooter on Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:39 am

jleonnn wrote:When you're in an exam period and you get banned from CC but nothing else cuz your parents know how much you want it :P

when your mom is married to andy...-el Jesus negro
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby laughingcavalier on Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:28 am

When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby skillfull on Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:43 am

laughingcavalier wrote:When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.

Really? have you ever done this?
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby betiko on Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:20 am

when you are doing something else and you picture your ongoing games to think of your next moves and what your oponents might have played in your absense
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:21 am

When it's payday and you log in to CC for several hours before you get around to logging in to your bank account to see how much your pay was.

(Yes, I've done this -- more than once.) :lol:
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby laughingcavalier on Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:54 am

skillfull wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.

Really? have you ever done this?

What can a guy do? I started my turn and I ran out of battery. It was an important game.
Besides, it's not as if I had friends on at least 2 different continents in multiple timezones who I text whenever I might miss a turn.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby KoolBak on Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:01 am

Classic! :lol:
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:07 am

laughingcavalier wrote:
skillfull wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.

Really? have you ever done this?

What can a guy do? I started my turn and I ran out of battery. It was an important game.
Besides, it's not as if I had friends on at least 2 different continents in multiple timezones who I text whenever I might miss a turn.


Thumbs up for this! :D


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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby grifftron on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:55 pm

When your given 300+ documents that need your signature and you sign some of them with your CC username.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:12 pm

grifftron wrote:When your given 300+ documents that need your signature and you sign some of them with your CC username.

Hm, I like this. Do you have to sign paychecks? You should sign those in your username. :D


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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Lestat1779 on Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:48 pm

You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:27 am

Lestat1779 wrote:You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.

Getting shaky in a bathroom stall sounds dangerous.


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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Lestat1779 on Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:36 pm

lmao ... no matter how i tried to spell "nervous", it never looked right, so i switched words.

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Lestat1779 wrote:You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.

Getting shaky in a bathroom stall sounds dangerous.


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