Kort, a chance to bask in the reflected glory of bruce. Kort has so many pretty girls, loes, fishy, foxy, jane, to name a few. Then Kort has the faux females, bruce, shannon, HA, ozbloke, frogboy and a few shock frockers.
Sing along to the tune of Finland, Finland, Finland by monty python.
Kort, Kort, KORTY, pastures where I quite want to be. Chewing cud or lucerne, kicking farmers in the balls.
Kort, KORT, KORTY, filling milk trucks with glee. Clover for tea
Kort, Kort, Korty, a mad cow I will be, drooling feverishly.
All together Kortaphiles!
Now if Kort had a manatee division. The Sargasso sea cow division, if I was clan less I would be there faster than HA posting dodgy 80's euro pop after a bender.