F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

by **Pirlo** on Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:33 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:
Pirlo wrote:P.S. I'm always sure who I want to f*ck but not who to kill and marry.. I'd always f*ck the whole list if possible!

That's the tough part of this thought experiment, one may sometimes have to go against ones natural urges and preferences in order to satisfy the conditions mentioned in the title. I can the the lasting effects that this thread has provided in strengthening the community more and more every day.

Fair enough.. you make a real sense here, and it would be cool if you could keep this interesting thread updated on a regular basis! :lol:

by **natty dread** on Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:34 am

I'd f*ck them all to death and marry the corpses.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Wed May 09, 2012 9:55 am

i'd marry manb cause I see him the msot I think,
then **** ljex
and then finally kill fenrir cause I never see him anyways.

Not really any feelings for any of these people because I don't see much of them

by **Sackett58** on Fri May 11, 2012 11:32 pm

Marry Trinicardinal- Hey I'd be living on a beach in the Carribean with my retirement check, enough said.
F*ck Ace Rimmer- Besides the name he is one kinky SOB.
Kill all those AOR maps that I suck at.

by **Crazyirishman** on Fri May 25, 2012 5:35 pm

I'm sorry I have been a made MC and haven't kept up to date on the bond building experience. Let's all give a big hand to

BigBallinStalin, pimpdave, and army of nobunga

by **Pirlo** on Fri May 25, 2012 6:16 pm

I'd f*ck pimpdave, marry BBS and kill AoN!

by **Gillipig** on Sun May 27, 2012 2:03 am

Pirlo wrote:I'd f*ck pimpdave, marry BBS and kill AoN!

Kill him now! Before he breeds!!

by **natty dread** on Sun May 27, 2012 10:51 pm

f*ck bbs to death

marry off pimpdave & aon to each other

by **Phatscotty** on Tue May 29, 2012 12:55 am

I too would like to dabble in the forbidden fruits of the new top tier

Pimpdave, Woodruff, and BigBallinStalin, in whatever order...

by **shieldgenerator7** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:48 am

who wants to change it up? crazyirishman?

by **Crazyirishman** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:33 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:who wants to change it up? crazyirishman?

I'm in the process now, currently surveying potential spotlighted members

by **Crazyirishman** on Fri May 03, 2013 8:14 pm

After months of intense research, I am proud to bring you all the next list of featured forum members. Please welcome:

AslanTheKing, Funkyterrence, and Mr Changsha

by **Serbia** on Fri May 03, 2013 8:53 pm

Marry Changsha, and put him to work to earn me cash monies.
Fuck Aslan, because it really wouldn't work out.
Kill Terry.

Bollocks.

by **Funkyterrance** on Fri May 03, 2013 8:57 pm

I'd kill Mr Changsha because he's better at Risk than I am.
I'd marry Aslan, he's something of a kindred spirit.
The last one goes without saying and yeah, I'm worth it.

P.S. Serbia's just jealous.

by **AslanTheKing** on Sat May 04, 2013 1:54 pm

I would marry funkyterrance, since he is so kind to me,

i would f*ck mr changsha, since no other option left here,

i would kill aslantheking, since i feel ashamed , i married funkyterrance and fucked mr changsha

by **Denise** on Sat May 04, 2013 2:30 pm

I would marry Mr Changsha for the good conversation.
I would **** Funkyterrance to find out what's so funky. Is he different but cool/nice, or does he smell bad?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=funky
I would kill AslanTheKing in self defense. Just look at his eyes and you'll know what I mean.

by **Armandolas** on Sat May 04, 2013 8:25 pm

Marry Changsha because he looks sweet
f*ck Funky because it looks like he needs one
Kill Aslan before he commit suicide(dice related)

by **Mr Changsha** on Sat May 04, 2013 8:37 pm

Being the masochist that I most certainly am, I would marry Aslan. Any man that whiny about dice would no doubt drive me to distraction with complaints about the dishes, not hanging up the washing etc. Also, I've always been strangely attracted to a german demanding (as only a german can) that "You must go to the bed NOW, you english pig-dog bastard" so at least we would have that...

I would f*ck funkyterrance in a mad drugged-up fury of self-recrimination and personal disgust. I've been there, I know what that is.

Then I would kill myself.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Sun May 05, 2013 2:17 pm

Ah, true love.

by **Crazyirishman** on Sun May 05, 2013 4:20 pm

It very interesting to see that all three featured members are selfless enough to kill themselves instead of the others.

by **Funkyterrance** on Mon May 06, 2013 6:30 am

Crazyirishman wrote:It very interesting to see that all three featured members are selfless enough to kill themselves instead of the others.

Nah, I opted to f*ck myself. I'm not nearly as noble as the other two.

by **Crazyirishman** on Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:38 am

Your voices have been heard CC! after many pm's, suggestions, and months of deliberation your next featured forum members are:

josko.ri, BoganGod, and HardAttack

sit tight, and rest easy knowing that the next edition of F1, M1, K1 is being thoroughly planned so we can continue to spread love throughout the fora.

by **Gilligan** on Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:55 am

f*ck HardAttack
Kill Josko
Marry BoganGod

by **HardAttack** on Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:42 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:Your voices have been heard CC! after many pm's, suggestions, and months of deliberation your next featured forum members are:

josko.ri, BoganGod, and HardAttack

sit tight, and rest easy knowing that the next edition of F1, M1, K1 is being thoroughly planned so we can continue to spread love throughout the fora.