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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Pirlo on Fri May 25, 2012 6:16 pm

I'd f*ck pimpdave, marry BBS and kill AoN!
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Gillipig on Sun May 27, 2012 2:03 am

Pirlo wrote:I'd f*ck pimpdave, marry BBS and kill AoN!

Kill him now! Before he breeds!!
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby natty dread on Sun May 27, 2012 10:51 pm

f*ck bbs to death

marry off pimpdave & aon to each other
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Phatscotty on Tue May 29, 2012 12:55 am

I too would like to dabble in the forbidden fruits of the new top tier

Pimpdave, Woodruff, and BigBallinStalin, in whatever order...
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:48 am

who wants to change it up? crazyirishman?
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:33 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:who wants to change it up? crazyirishman?


I'm in the process now, currently surveying potential spotlighted members
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Fri May 03, 2013 8:14 pm

After months of intense research, I am proud to bring you all the next list of featured forum members. Please welcome:

AslanTheKing, Funkyterrence, and Mr Changsha
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Serbia on Fri May 03, 2013 8:53 pm

Marry Changsha, and put him to work to earn me cash monies.
Fuck Aslan, because it really wouldn't work out.
Kill Terry.

Bollocks.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri May 03, 2013 8:57 pm

I'd kill Mr Changsha because he's better at Risk than I am.
I'd marry Aslan, he's something of a kindred spirit.
The last one goes without saying and yeah, I'm worth it.

P.S. Serbia's just jealous.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat May 04, 2013 1:54 pm

I would marry funkyterrance, since he is so kind to me,

i would f*ck mr changsha, since no other option left here,

i would kill aslantheking, since i feel ashamed , i married funkyterrance and fucked mr changsha
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Denise on Sat May 04, 2013 2:30 pm

I would marry Mr Changsha for the good conversation.
I would **** Funkyterrance to find out what's so funky. Is he different but cool/nice, or does he smell bad?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=funky
I would kill AslanTheKing in self defense. Just look at his eyes and you'll know what I mean.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Armandolas on Sat May 04, 2013 8:25 pm

Marry Changsha because he looks sweet
f*ck Funky because it looks like he needs one
Kill Aslan before he commit suicide(dice related)
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Mr Changsha on Sat May 04, 2013 8:37 pm

Being the masochist that I most certainly am, I would marry Aslan. Any man that whiny about dice would no doubt drive me to distraction with complaints about the dishes, not hanging up the washing etc. Also, I've always been strangely attracted to a german demanding (as only a german can) that "You must go to the bed NOW, you english pig-dog bastard" so at least we would have that...

I would f*ck funkyterrance in a mad drugged-up fury of self-recrimination and personal disgust. I've been there, I know what that is.

Then I would kill myself.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun May 05, 2013 2:17 pm

Ah, true love.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun May 05, 2013 4:20 pm

It very interesting to see that all three featured members are selfless enough to kill themselves instead of the others.
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