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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby pearljamrox2 on Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:14 pm

This feels so inappropriate.

I would make sweet love to Denise

I would make sweet love to Robinette for so long that she happens to accidentally die from it

I would marry Happy2seeU and make sweet love to her every night.

Nothing but sweet love for all the ladies of CC. It's like the phenomenon that happens when a women becomes instantly a babe when she puts on a Red Sox jersey!
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby chapcrap on Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:15 pm

pearljamrox2 wrote:This feels so inappropriate.

I would make sweet love to Denise

I would make sweet love to Robinette for so long that she happens to accidentally die from it

I would marry Happy2seeU and make sweet love to her every night.

Nothing but sweet love for all the ladies of CC. It's like the phenomenon that happens when a women becomes instantly a babe when she puts on a Red Sox Cardinals jersey!

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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Gillipig on Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:31 pm

I like this thread! Probably the only good idea Crazyirishman has ever had!

I'd have to marry Andy because there's no way I'm having sex with or killing a monkey! (unless it attacks me, then I'm fucking it :mrgreen:! )
King achilles is an administrator so he'd probably ban me if I fucked him so I'd kill him before he bans me :). Which means blakebowling.......... You're gonna meet Big Red :mrgreen: !
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby The Voice on Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:23 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Master Kai wrote:This is a funny thread... <Chuckle>

Not knowing any of them, I'd use the random generator to decide! Now where did I leave that remote.....

Using " *kai " in the find a member search, I've randomly selected these users for you:

Frak: Empress Kai
Marry: Tang Kai
Kill: Inestimable Kai


--Andy


ANDY!!!! you are not building bonds correctly by not fucusing on the spotlighted members.


How ever to change things up and to show appreciation for the mods that put so much time into the site we have a new trio of featured members. without any further ado I present the community with king achilles, AndyDufresne, and blakebowling


I'm not married to the idea of killing any one of them because it might f*** the site.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:35 pm

I apologize for not not keeping up to date with this, it poorly reflects on the bonds we are trying to build here. To keep things upbeat, we are going to have a special clan leaders edition to the community building experiment.

Folks please express you're feelings for Brucewar, Chariot of Fire, and firstholliday
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:52 pm

I've only met Brucewar once or twice, so I'd probably marry him

The other two I don't care which they get because I don't know either of them.
(tho I'd probably kill CoF just because his name makes him sound dangerous)
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:39 pm

F*ck CoF, marry Bruce, kill firstholliday.

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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Chariot of Fire on Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:39 pm

Marry firstholliday, f*ck Bruce and happily kill myself in shame.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:48 pm

I would definitely f*ck Andy...I have a feeling he's a freak in the bed.

I guess I would marry blakebowling.

And that leaves King A to die.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Pirlo on Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:17 pm

f*ck all mods, marry crazyirishman and kill the admin! End of the site muahahahha

NOTE: Andy Banana will be fucked before killed because he's a global mod beside being an admin! 8-)
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby crazymilkshake5 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:56 am

Lets see.... Marry Andy, so i can be related to CC and make good money... Kill Achilles... and f*** Blake and pray hes not a guy, lol
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby owenshooter on Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:27 pm

me, me and me...-el Jesus negro
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Robinette on Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:50 pm

owenshooter wrote:me, me and me...-el Jesus negro


but in what order?
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:40 pm

Robinette wrote:
owenshooter wrote:me, me and me...-el Jesus negro


but in what order?


well if El Jesus Negro can pull off autoerotic asphixiation (AEA) while reading marriage vows, he could get a 3 for 1 wammy.

Also I am thrilled to see the community stepping outside their comfort zone in this thread for the betterment on the site.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Bruceswar on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:43 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:I apologize for not not keeping up to date with this, it poorly reflects on the bonds we are trying to build here. To keep things upbeat, we are going to have a special clan leaders edition to the community building experiment.

Folks please express you're feelings for Brucewar, Chariot of Fire, and firstholliday



LOL this was a nice group :)
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