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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:00 pm

Hey all time to get back down to business. For this sessions current spotlighted members, we are going to dabble into the all important off topic community. Let's introduce Phatscotty, saxitoxin and Army of GOD to the forum.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:43 pm

Kill saxitoxin
Marry scotty
f*ck saxitoxin's dead body IN THAT ORDER
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:51 pm

Marry saxitoxin
Convert to Mormonism
Marry Phatscotty
F*ck Army of GOD IN THAT ORDER

-Sully
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby natty dread on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:53 pm

I would f*ck army of god because he could blow me while standing up

I would marry saxitoxin because he's an old rich guy, I'd just have to stay married for the couple of years until he drops dead and inherit his huge mansion in mexico or whatever

I would kill phatscotty and claim he was wearing a hoodie and acting suspiciously.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:53 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Marry saxitoxin
Convert to Mormonism
Marry Phatscotty
F*ck Army of GOD IN THAT ORDER

-Sully


You have to kill one
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:Marry saxitoxin
Convert to Mormonism
Marry Phatscotty
F*ck Army of GOD IN THAT ORDER

-Sully


You have to kill one

Oh, I guess I'm not as familiar with Mormonism as I thought...

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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Pirlo on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:51 pm

is there an option to just f*ck them all with no need to marry or kill?
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Gillipig on Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:18 am

Pirlo wrote:is there an option to just f*ck them all with no need to marry or kill?

:lol: :lol:
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:59 am

I think I'd marry AoG,
kill phatscotty,
and then saxitoxin because he's funny

this one is the most awkward of em all...
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Pirlo on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:24 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:I think I'd marry AoG,
kill phatscotty,
and then saxitoxin because he's funny

this one is the most awkward of em all...


aren't you gonna f*ck?
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:45 pm

Pirlo wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:I think I'd marry AoG,
kill phatscotty,
and then saxitoxin because he's funny

this one is the most awkward of em all...


aren't you gonna f*ck?


the last one didn't have a verb

I guess not really
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Crazyirishman on Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:29 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
Pirlo wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:I think I'd marry AoG,
kill phatscotty,
and then saxitoxin because he's funny

this one is the most awkward of em all...


aren't you gonna f*ck?


the last one didn't have a verb

I guess not really


If it makes you feel more comfortable shieldgenerator, you can use the verb boink instead of f*ck.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Cherry pepsi? on Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:33 pm

I don't know any of these people. I think i'd F*ck Army of GOD because he made me a signature. But then again i don't know how old he is.. so that'd be quite the interesting part.
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby Cherry pepsi? on Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:36 pm

Oh i know King_Herpes. He's my homie <3 We're getting married. And still F*ckin Army of GOD
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Re: F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:37 pm

Cherry pepsi? wrote:Oh i know King_Herpes. He's my homie <3 We're getting married. And still F*ckin Army of GOD


so you kill saxitoxin? :(
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