Conquer Club

Speaking of bad dice... I lost a 19vs1 a couple of weeks ago...
What's your worst roll guys?

nietzsche wrote:

KoolBak wrote:His house is made of concrete....his dice aren't......lol

I pity all of you Americans with your wooden houses.

My house is made of beer cans

dice behave strange those days, so better dont play, wait 2 more days
thats much to dice, and auto attack, don't even think of it, no matter how good your moment is now, forget it

I've checked the arrangement of tea leaves today.

They bode well.

Let loose the rolls and conquer with luck.

BigBallinStalin wrote:I've checked the arrangement of tea leaves today.

They bode well.

Let loose the rolls and conquer with luck.

Luckily I checked BBS's prognostication before taking my turn earlier, and things worked out great.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:I've checked the arrangement of tea leaves today.

They bode well.

Let loose the rolls and conquer with luck.

Luckily I checked BBS's prognostication before taking my turn earlier, and things worked out great.


--Andy

You see? It works.

Yeah, the thing I hate most about CC is that you can't pick up the dice and fling them across the room.

Dukasaur wrote:Yeah, the thing I hate most about CC is that you can't pick up the dice and fling them across the room.

Ive been tempted to sling the laptop accross the room a time or two

AndyDufresne wrote:We should play a 1vs1 sometime on a standard / basic map. Then I can see (and hopefully benefit) from your bad dice in person.


--Andy

make sure your doing the same for your high rankers being they get the dice in their favor. its called "code the site for my investors to always win".

You want good dice?.. you have to give money to the owner so he can rip off all the low ranks and non investors

There's a real problem with your beautiful dice system when someone can take out 11 troops with 11 troops then move on with the 6 they had left and take out 6 more terts without losing a single fucking troop.

this site will never change simply because the investors will pull their money out of here...

you think they keep rank and win all the time cus there dice suck?.. f*ck NO! notice any mods losing rank?.. they're immune from losing as a favor for being a mod

make sure your doing the same for your high rankers being they get the dice in their favor. its called "code the site for my investors to always win".

You want good dice?.. you have to give money to the owner so he can rip off all the low ranks and non investors

There's a real problem with your beautiful dice system when someone can take out 11 troops with 11 troops then move on with the 6 they had left and take out 6 more terts without losing a single fucking troop.

this site will never change simply because the investors will pull their money out of here...

you think they keep rank and win all the time cus there dice suck?.. f*ck NO! notice any mods losing rank?.. they're immune from losing as a favor for being a mod[/quote]

I dont agree with the said below
f*ck NO! notice any mods losing rank?.. they're immune from losing as a favor for being a mod[/quote]

but the rest, for SURE

Hey, remember. The definition of random doesn't mean that everything has to happen an equal amount of times. It just means that everything has to have an equal chance of happening. You could roll 1's for the rest of your life, and it'd still be "random", as long as the dice used allowed all six possibilities an equal chance of happening. Because remember, a small sample size (the total stats of your dice rolls) does not necessarily have to have the properties of the infinite sample size of random dice. It sucks, but it's true. If you don't want chance to ruin your strategy, go play Diplomacy instead. It leaves nothing to chance.

AslanTheKing wrote:make sure your doing the same for your high rankers being they get the dice in their favor. its called "code the site for my investors to always win".

You want good dice?.. you have to give money to the owner so he can rip off all the low ranks and non investors

There's a real problem with your beautiful dice system when someone can take out 11 troops with 11 troops then move on with the 6 they had left and take out 6 more terts without losing a single fucking troop.

this site will never change simply because the investors will pull their money out of here...

you think they keep rank and win all the time cus there dice suck?.. f*ck NO! notice any mods losing rank?.. they're immune from losing as a favor for being a mod

I dont agree with the said below
f*ck NO! notice any mods losing rank?.. they're immune from losing as a favor for being a mod[/quote]

but the rest, for SURE[/quote]

How did the high rankers move through the ranks to their current position if all low rankers have poor dice?Every conqueror starts as a striper,who according to you get screwed over with the dice..

MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT THIS STUPID DAMN SITE FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMFG THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

Hey, nietz. Get back in your non-sensory chamber.

nietzsche wrote:MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT THIS STUPID DAMN SITE FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMFG THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

You and me both bro.

This is geteting ridiculous, 6vs1 for a multiplayer game win, nope, not gonna happen.

Yes I was 15 points from Brig. Then my opponent wins a 7v7 unscathed, securing a win for him costing me 28 points.

Then in another game, I have 12 troops and am only able to take a 2, securing my opponent''s bonuses, letting him win, costing me another 35 points.

-_-

Fiendish dice.

Ach, the dice. They are indeed fickle mistresses.

f*ck me dead.

Dukasaur wrote:f*ck me dead.

I'd rather just finish up our three games while you've got this nasty dice streak going!

I've been due for a good run though. It seems like I've lost every game I've played for the last two weeks or so.

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away. Blessed be the dice.

Doc_Brown wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:f*ck me dead.

I'd rather just finish up our three games while you've got this nasty dice streak going!

I've been due for a good run though. It seems like I've lost every game I've played for the last two weeks or so.

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away. Blessed be the dice.

May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

Arama86n wrote:May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

I have to apologize for this naive post of Arama.
He doesn´t understand that the majority of you WANT to be superstitious, that you ENJOY complaining about dice, and that you aren´t interested in any reasonable arguments. He is a fool, but about time, he will learn his lesson. Please don´t be mad at him, he doesn´t know it better.

Arama86n wrote:May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

no worries, you´ll get there, whining and bitching about dice
i wished i had your dicestats
my message
hate the dice
love CC
you cant have both
as soon you hate cc
your dice gets better