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Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby L M S on Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:24 am

Don't take turns this morning. The atmospheric noise is shitty right now.

Somebody let me know when the atmospheric noise returns to something more favorable (hell, I'll settle for) stable, please.
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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby blakebowling on Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:24 am

You know that CC uses a collection of random numbers gathered back in 2007 I believe.
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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby L M S on Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:25 am

blakebowling wrote:You know that CC uses a collection of random numbers gathered back in 2007 I believe.



Stupid El Nino.
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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:02 pm

LMS, maybe you should do a daily Atmospheric Noise Weather report.


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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby L M S on Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:39 am

06.06.2012

Official Atmospheric Noise Report:

As of 7:29am MDT
I am happy to report that the current Atmospheric Noise conditions are favorable. With a slight breeze blowing in from the southwest we are currently experiencing great dice this morning. I'm a little embarrassed to admit it but the people depend on me for an up to the minute report; I just took down a 40 stack with a 16 and had 3 left over in this Game 11186202. Fortunately for the poor bastard it happened too, the game was already decided in my favor by a lot.

We are looking good for the rest of the morning as Atmospheric Noise conditions are expected to remain calm. There is a 50% chance of un-seasonally high temperatures this afternoon which normally result in thunderstorm activity and the low barometric pressure creates the possibility of the dice shitting the bed without warning.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby jefjef on Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:29 am

06.06.2012

Official CC Randomness Report:

As of 9:29am MDT
We are happy to report that we are no longer generating randomness based on Atmospheric Noise. After days of research It has been decided to extract randomness from the noise that jefjef posts. Unfortunately you will still likely experience extended runs of absolutely unbelievable crap with an occasional shockingly favorable outcome.

Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby L M S on Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:00 am

jefjef wrote:06.06.2012

Official CC Randomness Report:

As of 9:29am MDT
We are happy to report that we are no longer generating randomness based on Atmospheric Noise. After days of research It has been decided to extract randomness from the noise that jefjef posts. Unfortunately you will still likely experience extended runs of absolutely unbelievable crap with an occasional shockingly favorable outcome.

Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.



The Official Atmospheric Noise Desk would like to thank JefJef, one of our many field operatives for contributing his local conditions report. We couldn't do our work without your continuing support and we at The OAND appreciate you, keep up the good work and there may be a official position opening up for a General Color Commentary Daily Column Writer; depending of course on your desired level of commitment to the cause. Resumes may or may not be accepted but you can forward them on to our HR Department for consideration directly.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:32 am

Thanks for the update, LMS. I just took my turn, and I can also report that my location conditions have been favorable.


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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby chapcrap on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:41 am

I hope this thread isn't about our triples game where you were supposed to eliminate cyan...
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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby L M S on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:54 am

chapcrap wrote:I hope this thread isn't about our triples game where you were supposed to eliminate cyan...


The official stance from The OAND on this particular matter includes language not suitable for children and thereby cannot be posted in a public forum.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby Agent 86 on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:37 pm

Tryin to stay classy but there is so much negative ATMOSPHERIC NOISE, please get rid of this Random.org..it's not random!!

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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby L M S on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:41 pm

Agent 86 wrote:Tryin to stay classy but there is so much negative ATMOSPHERIC NOISE, please get rid of this Random.org..it's not random!!

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What is this random.org you speak of and what does it have to do with the Official Atmospheric Noise Daily Report?
Nada.
Please make a note of it and plan accordingly.

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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:16 pm

Hello, I'm SG7, an undercover Atmospheric Randomness Reporter.

I have no news as of late but have found that the dice favor attackers. Will post more updates.

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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby The Voice on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:44 pm

Agent 86 wrote:Tryin to stay classy but there is so much negative ATMOSPHERIC NOISE, please get rid of this Random.org..it's not random!!

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But is it .org?
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Re: Atmospheric Noise Warning Thread

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:46 pm

I'd like to report I had some above average experience with my local atmospheric conditions.


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