I just noticed that I am but ONE away from celebrating my 200th victory!
Are you among the 539 unique individuals that i have killed on the battlefield?
If not, are you among those that secretly wish to experience those 50 shades of death by Robinette?
Perhaps you don't know me, or perhaps you aren't even aware of my omnipotent awesomeness...
Whatever the case may be, please treat this thread like my souvenir yearbook,
which i am making available for all to comment in...
Also, I plan to invite the 5 best responses to join me in a 6p std esc game...
Perhaps the very game that will lead to that elusive 200th victory!
And then, once i do hit that 200th victory, it will be time to select a new avatar...
but we will save that for another thread
(definitely stolen from one of my favorite movies)...
Woodruff: I'll ride in his place.
Robinette: What's your name, Woodruff? I'm asking you Woodruff Thatcher, to answer me with your name? It's not Sir Woodruff. It's not Captain, or Major or Brigadier Woodruff. It's certainly not Conqueror Woodruff.
Woodruff: I'm aware of that.
Robinette: You have to be of noble birth to compete!
Woodruff: A detail. The landscape is points. Do you want to gain them or don't you?
Robinette: If the nobles find out who you are there'll be the devil to pay.
Woodruff: Then pray that they don't.
My Ringside Announcer: You are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more adieu, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Woodruff!
I shall save one of my four spots (soon to be available, may not apply to your area, must be present to win) in the great hope to be selected for this tremendous honor and privilege!