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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Viceroy63 on Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:15 pm

Robinette wrote:
Viceroy63 wrote:Would love an invite to that game! =)


At this moment in time, you are only the 5th to respond in this thread...
I plan to invite the 5 best responses

Lord knows I am hoping for more, lol...


Well then, I promise you that if you invite me to that game, that I will partake in game chat with every fiber of my witticism and every ounce of my humor. With every nuance of my intellect and no crevice of my being unveiled. LOL.

Except the really private stuff. :lol:
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:05 pm

Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into her pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:41 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).

And yes I agree, I'm still waiting for someone to ask if falling down from heaven hurt :roll: .
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:59 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).

And yes I agree, I'm still waiting for someone to ask if falling down from heaven hurt :roll: .


So did falling from Heaven hurt? cos you still have a long trip down from here.
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10:42:43 ‹Sackett58› fine, I'll take my panties elsewhere
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:12 pm

BOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIING!!!!!!

(I SAID "GOOD DAY, SIR!")
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:06 pm

Woodruff wrote:BOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIING!!!!!!

(I SAID "GOOD DAY, SIR!")


Is this directed at anyone in particular? :|
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:22 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Woodruff wrote:BOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIING!!!!!!

(I SAID "GOOD DAY, SIR!")


Is this directed at anyone in particular? :|


No. And then yes.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Dibbun on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:31 pm

My lady Robinette,

Good day, I hope you are well. I write this in transit, between planes
of reality, in the veritable ether where contingencies converge like
spiderwebs. What can be created? What is obsolete? How to pursue the
tremendous unifying equation of absolute efficiency?

To build a better mousetrap, that's what was done. This is what we
study, how the magnetic properties of enlightened people attracted the
ingots of knowledge and wisdom. How they applied these ferrous shards!
A mosaic of majestic scope, to confound the globe for ages after, what
do we study, how do we know how it was done?

Was it the tactics? To utilize the same grip on the gouge as
Michelangelo will produce another David? To grasp the formulaic
intricacies of geometric perspective theory can make you as Cimabue?

Was it the logistics? We must then have the correct proportions of
materials, sufficient political intrigue mixed with a desire for
redemption and a healthy dose of torture thrown in, then we will get a
treatise like The Prince!

Was it the diplomacy? Patronage, my liege, that must be the answer! To
integrate the social classes will produce grand juxtaposing
complementary vacuums, and let the abhorrence of nature do the rest!
The unskilled wealthy will grant their favor to skilled labor in
return for grand works....

Or was it the strategy? We are running out of options, this must be
it... Were social planners behind the whole shebang, manipulating the
social construct from above to institutionalize meaningful operant
conditioning so that Leonardo's quest for truth was out of pure
rational self-interest?

I do not have these answers. I can only know what I did before to
build a better mousetrap, when I was Augustus, when I was Charlemagne,
and when I was Napoleon. To unify a social equation you need an
advanced administration which can organically ebb and flow in response
to the needs of the citizenry. It is all about the citizenry! They are
all we have. We are above them, but they are our people, and we have
an affection for them.

Can the people be elevated? That is the question. Can the citizenry be
lifted up from serfdom? For most of the population of practically any
microcosm, particularly our educational institution, 97% of the
population labors in repetitive tasks, some have more advanced
training than others, but few can see! See beyond, which is where the
mountains are most colorful, particularly at sunset when you will be
up all night considering the next step for our civilization....

We must discuss particulars. Will it achieve something? Maybe, maybe not.
Alas, I can only strive to add to the body of knowledge in my field, it is all
I know how to do and all I care to learn. All other pursuits are for
the people, they are fine as I have affection for them, let them
continue to procreate and entertain themselves with jesters, they are
good at that but they are unqualified for real labor... It works well
that we have a Republic so that leaders can have discretion, but I
know from my experience that an Empire can achieve great things.

I await your reply.

With great affection and adoration, most respectfully,

Dibbun
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:07 am

Dibbun wrote:My lady Robinette,

Good day, I hope you are well. I write this in transit, between planes
of reality, in the veritable ether where contingencies converge like
spiderwebs. What can be created? What is obsolete? How to pursue the
tremendous unifying equation of absolute efficiency?

To build a better mousetrap, that's what was done. This is what we
study, how the magnetic properties of enlightened people attracted the
ingots of knowledge and wisdom. How they applied these ferrous shards!
A mosaic of majestic scope, to confound the globe for ages after, what
do we study, how do we know how it was done?

Was it the tactics? To utilize the same grip on the gouge as
Michelangelo will produce another David? To grasp the formulaic
intricacies of geometric perspective theory can make you as Cimabue?

Was it the logistics? We must then have the correct proportions of
materials, sufficient political intrigue mixed with a desire for
redemption and a healthy dose of torture thrown in, then we will get a
treatise like The Prince!

Was it the diplomacy? Patronage, my liege, that must be the answer! To
integrate the social classes will produce grand juxtaposing
complementary vacuums, and let the abhorrence of nature do the rest!
The unskilled wealthy will grant their favor to skilled labor in
return for grand works....

Or was it the strategy? We are running out of options, this must be
it... Were social planners behind the whole shebang, manipulating the
social construct from above to institutionalize meaningful operant
conditioning so that Leonardo's quest for truth was out of pure
rational self-interest?

I do not have these answers. I can only know what I did before to
build a better mousetrap, when I was Augustus, when I was Charlemagne,
and when I was Napoleon. To unify a social equation you need an
advanced administration which can organically ebb and flow in response
to the needs of the citizenry. It is all about the citizenry! They are
all we have. We are above them, but they are our people, and we have
an affection for them.

Can the people be elevated? That is the question. Can the citizenry be
lifted up from serfdom? For most of the population of practically any
microcosm, particularly our educational institution, 97% of the
population labors in repetitive tasks, some have more advanced
training than others, but few can see! See beyond, which is where the
mountains are most colorful, particularly at sunset when you will be
up all night considering the next step for our civilization....

We must discuss particulars. Will it achieve something? Maybe, maybe not.
Alas, I can only strive to add to the body of knowledge in my field, it is all
I know how to do and all I care to learn. All other pursuits are for
the people, they are fine as I have affection for them, let them
continue to procreate and entertain themselves with jesters, they are
good at that but they are unqualified for real labor... It works well
that we have a Republic so that leaders can have discretion, but I
know from my experience that an Empire can achieve great things.

I await your reply.

With great affection and adoration, most respectfully,

Dibbun


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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:25 am

heehee... some wonderful posts fellas...
i am beginning to enjoy this...


*resists urge to post some amazingly appropriate pics^
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:19 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Nerd.


You say that like it's a bad thing. In my household, that is a high compliment.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:09 pm

Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Dibbun on Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:19 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Nerd.


You say that like it's a bad thing. In my household, that is a high compliment.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:05 pm

So I check the forum and see a new post to find dibbun quoting myself and woodruff without any explanation whatsoever for doing so? A train of thought would be nice, please. Waste...of....my....time.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:11 pm

Maybe he just wanted to say hi.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:33 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.


I can't really say I've ever had that problem.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:23 am

Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall...

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:20 am

Robinette wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Looks like you're going to be playing woodruff.


There are 6 seats at this game table...

while i had hoped only the wittiest would be invited,
so far, this would include you, :o
simply because you have posted SOMETHING... :-s


in please :)
my post below

SOMETHING
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:26 am

That would be to easy,
heres a little poem for u


Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind.
Because the lover threw wild hands toward the sky
And the affrighted steed ran on alone,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Hoarse, booming drums of the regiment,
Little souls who thirst for fight,
These men were born to drill and die.
The unexplained glory flies above them,
Great is the Battle-God, great, and his Kingdom -
A field wher a thousand corpses lie.

Do not weep, babe, for war is kind.
Because your father tumbled in the yellow trenches,
Raged at his breast, gulped and died,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Swift blazing flag of the regiment,
Eagle with crest of red and gold,
These men were born to drill and die.
Point for them the virtue of slaughter,
Make plain to them the excellence of killing
And a field where a thousand corpses lie.

Mother whose heart hung humble as a button
On the bright splendid shroud of your son,
Do not weep.
War is kind.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:00 am

Robinette wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)


Sexist!!!
You can't talk like that about a general group! Not even your own ;).
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:08 am

AslanTheKing wrote:That would be to easy,
heres a little poem for u


Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind.
Because the lover threw wild hands toward the sky
And the affrighted steed ran on alone,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Hoarse, booming drums of the regiment,
Little souls who thirst for fight,
These men were born to drill and die.
The unexplained glory flies above them,
Great is the Battle-God, great, and his Kingdom -
A field wher a thousand corpses lie.

Do not weep, babe, for war is kind.
Because your father tumbled in the yellow trenches,
Raged at his breast, gulped and died,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Swift blazing flag of the regiment,
Eagle with crest of red and gold,
These men were born to drill and die.
Point for them the virtue of slaughter,
Make plain to them the excellence of killing
And a field where a thousand corpses lie.

Mother whose heart hung humble as a button
On the bright splendid shroud of your son,
Do not weep.
War is kind.



Quoting Stephen Crane is good...
but great would be altering it to fit our little world
(for a great example, see how clever woodruff was with his 1st post)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:15 am

If you're a guy, why do your posts sound so "woman-y"???
Ugh, talk about cold water on the crotch.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:37 am

Robinette wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)


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...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Dibbun on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:29 pm

Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:30 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.


I can't really say I've ever had that problem.


Woodruff, I can't believe this. If not only metaphorically.
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