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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Mr Changsha on Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:19 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
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Made me guffaw...always a good thing.

Good luck with achieving your 200th win. Though I do worry you are setting yourself up for that most horrendous of eventualities: the extremely public failure. If you lose, one must assume you will create a new thread and no doubt many (not me of course...oh no) will desire to play. But what if you yet again crash and burn with the regularity that only standard escalating players can really achieve? Do you continue with the public thread? Do nasty trolls (not me of course...oh no) start naming you 'hospital case' Robinette? Do you become known as the 'girl who kept losing? I remember your 23 game losing streak. Who could forget it? I wept for you as much as I prayed for your gaming soul. The dice gods were not kind to you then and it was whispered - probably by my more zealous bretheren in the Order of the Naked Dice - that they punished you for your vanity, as well as your promotion of a standard game that has turned risk into but a glorified version of checkers.

Of your 3 remaining candidates may I suggest woodruff for cannon fodder and have the other two face off in a best of 3 on the most unsuitable settings you can find. My suggestion would be freestyle, standard, trench, no cards, fog on Hive.


It's good fun raining on a parade isn't it Mr.? ;)


The name is Changsha. Mr Ching Chong Chop Sooki Karate Changsha. Which means Mr 'in the land of the bloated panda one can never find a matching pair of chopsticks'.

We here in China understand the dangers of a self-inflicted public humiliation. It is all very well being the best at maths, but when one has lingered at the bottom of the global penile average tables for 5000 years one understands the desperate misery of unzipping oneself for public consumption.

For the slow ones at the back, in this analogy Robinette is the penis, the zipper is standard escalating risk while maths has always been and will continue to be a public humiliation.

Interestingly and amazingly also true, while I have a nicely slim 32 inch waist my underwear size here is EXTRA LARGE. This is but one of the many reasons why living in china is tops.
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:04 am

Mr Changsha wrote:
The name is Changsha. Mr Ching Chong Chop Sooki Karate Changsha. Which means Mr 'in the land of the bloated panda one can never find a matching pair of chopsticks'.

We here in China understand the dangers of a self-inflicted public humiliation. It is all very well being the best at maths, but when one has lingered at the bottom of the global penile average tables for 5000 years one understands the desperate misery of unzipping oneself for public consumption.

For the slow ones at the back, in this analogy Robinette is the penis, the zipper is standard escalating risk while maths has always been and will continue to be a public humiliation.

Interestingly and amazingly also true, while I have a nicely slim 32 inch waist my underwear size here is EXTRA LARGE. This is but one of the many reasons why living in china is tops.


Very clever.
However, It makes one ponder on the onion that is Mr. Changsha. if one were to decide to cook you in chop-suey would they peel off the shiny yet decidedly worthless outer skin, sink the blade through and exclaim "Shit, this one rotten!"?
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Janomike on Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:24 am

Hmmm will be hard for me as i have no fan group behind me.

Guess i will just have to vote for me then :)

To play or not,
we need a decision.
I want to win,
this is my mission.
Vote for me,
i need some love.
You will be rewarded
from the heaven above.


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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Trailman on Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:57 am

i suggest janomike to play

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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:28 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:.......... Though I do worry you are setting yourself up for that most horrendous of eventualities: the extremely public failure. If you lose, one must assume you will create a new thread and no doubt many (not me of course...oh no) will desire to play. But what if you yet again crash and burn with the regularity that only standard escalating players can really achieve? Do you continue with the public thread? Do nasty trolls (not me of course...oh no) start naming you 'hospital case' Robinette? Do you become known as the 'girl who kept losing? I remember your 23 game losing streak. Who could forget it? I wept for you as much as I prayed for your gaming soul. The dice gods were not kind to you then and it was whispered - probably by my more zealous bretheren in the Order of the Naked Dice - that they punished you for your vanity, as well as your promotion of a standard game that has turned risk into but a glorified version of checkers..........


Ahhhh... the big 23 losses... nice of you to remember the specific number, lol...
That was a long dark winter... but eventually, spring, however tardy, did return.

Of course, those 23 losses were flanked by wins, so that counts for something... ;)

The point you make is valid to be sure,
but I do not fear defeat, nor even consecutive defeats...
for it is not the final result that i so strongly desire,
nay, rather the weaving and the complexity and the twists to which the crescendo of those final rounds are revealed...

oh, and the chat... naturally, this game should have some delightful chat as well...
8-)
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Robinette on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:40 pm

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Okay, I have received endorsements for all three...
so there appears to be only one way to settle this...


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ROUND ONE...


Contestant number 1... Janomike, what was your favorite Halloween costume, and why?

Contestant number 2... Fruitcake, if you could have dinner with any person from any time, fictional or non-fictional, who would it be, and why?

Contestant number 3... Victor Sullivan, if you could be invisible, where would you go and what would you do?
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Mr Changsha on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:47 pm

I'm confused....it seems that Robinette is the pasty-looking Scottish chap in the middle, fruitcake is the desperate chick and the other two are flanking Robinette?

Right?
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Mr Changsha on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:50 pm

Question to Robinette: Why one earth would a Scottish person ever expose their chest in a televisual setting?

I believe there are ancient, if perfectly reasonable laws against that, dating back to the signing of the magna carta and involving arrows shot from the top of York castle?
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:55 pm

LOL!
Ok, I'm just going to sit back and watch Casanova, AKA Sully, blow them out of the water (Sully is the one on the far right btw).
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Mr Changsha on Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:02 am

I've already sent a strongly worded complaint to the global moderators in protest against Robinette flaunting Scottish nipples in the GD forum. Bizarrely the more I zoomed in, the more outraged I became. Finally, I found myself with my nose a cm from the screen and my fury against Scottish nipples was so great that I actually had to take my trousers off.
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Janomike on Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:20 am

Just to clarify it, im the guy in the middle of your pic. A bit taller and with a little belly but the colour of the skin is exactly mine unfortunatly.

The question is a bit hard to answer for me as we dont really celebrate halloween in austria.

But we do celebrate carnival where we wear costumes. I dont like to wear custumes at all
but i love to wear traditional clothes like a "Lederhosen" for example.

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Robinette wrote:.

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Okay, I have received endorsements for all three...
so there appears to be only one way to settle this...


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ROUND ONE...


Contestant number 1... Janomike, what was your favorite Halloween costume, and why?

Contestant number 2... Fruitcake, if you could have dinner with any person from any time, fictional or non-fictional, who would it be, and why?

Contestant number 3... Victor Sullivan, if you could be invisible, where would you go and what would you do?
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Seulessliathan on Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:29 am

Janomike wrote:But we do celebrate carnival where we wear costumes. I dont like to wear custumes at all
but i love to wear traditional clothes like a "Lederhosen" for example.


Obviously you are new here, otherwise you wouldn´t dare to post that sentence.
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby IcePack on Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:31 pm

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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby pickleofdoom on Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:15 pm

Dont pick that kitten. I have played with it before. It will miss two turns then come back and dump all its armies in australia and suicide them all the following turn.
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Re: 199 Victories... WE NEED TO BUMP SOMEBODY

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:54 pm

Janomike wrote:Just to clarify it, im the guy in the middle of your pic. A bit taller and with a little belly but the colour of the skin is exactly mine unfortunatly.

The question is a bit hard to answer for me as we dont really celebrate halloween in austria.

But we do celebrate carnival where we wear costumes. I dont like to wear custumes at all
but i love to wear traditional clothes like a "Lederhosen" for example.

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Oops!
Looks like someone pulled a boner...
I think anyone who is comfortable wearing lederhosen is OK. In fact, I am somewhat envious that I have never had the opportunity to indulge in what must be a very masculine rush indeed.
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