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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:35 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:I dont put the lid up in the first place.


Heh.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:11 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Dibbun wrote:
Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.


Accidentally sit in the bowl in the middle of the night once, and you might. <smile>


So now woodruff is a chick??? Now I'm really confused...
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:29 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Dibbun wrote:
Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.


Accidentally sit in the bowl in the middle of the night once, and you might. <smile>


So now woodruff is a chick??? Now I'm really confused...


Why would you believe it's necessary to be a female in order to have accidentally sat in the bowl in the middle of the night once?

(I think she set me up!)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:16 pm

Okay, let's get this back on topic...

Despite 48 replies, and 380 views,,,
There are only 10 Contenders thus far for the 5 open slots...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

Funkyterrance - something about the renaissance fair, and cold water on his crotch.

lord voldemort - haiku, for me, happy.

_sabotage_ - the sleuth who found my twin.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Gillipig - what was Ms Gillipig was trying to say?

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original to the core... perhaps written while on a toilet seat

AslanTheKing - something a la Red Badge of Courage.

AndyDufresne - played it safe with Gil Elvgren



Who would YOU pick?

I will wait till the weekend to decide...
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:40 pm

Did you guys hear something? Me either.
Anyway, I dunno woodruff, just a knee jerk reaction I suppose.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:08 am

Woodruff wrote:
Robinette wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)


TMMLOL. They say the best humor always has that bit of truth to it...


So being prejudice is funny nowadays? Hmph, you learn something new every day.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:39 am

Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Viceroy63 on Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:46 pm

Robinette wrote:Okay, let's get this back on topic...

Despite 48 replies, and 380 views,,,
There are only 10 Contenders thus far for the 5 open slots...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

Funkyterrance - something about the renaissance fair, and cold water on his crotch.

lord voldemort - haiku, for me, happy.

_sabotage_ - the sleuth who found my twin.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Gillipig - what was Ms Gillipig was trying to say?

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original to the core... perhaps written while on a toilet seat

AslanTheKing - something a la Red Badge of Courage.

AndyDufresne - played it safe with Gil Elvgren



Who would YOU pick?

I will wait till the weekend to decide...


LMAOLOL!!!

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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:51 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.


If you meant me I always wake up face down lol.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:50 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.


If you meant me I always wake up face down lol.


No, Father Christmas...
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:58 pm

Robinette wrote:Okay, let's get this back on topic...

Despite 48 replies, and 380 views,,,
There are only 10 Contenders thus far for the 5 open slots...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

Funkyterrance - something about the renaissance fair, and cold water on his crotch.

lord voldemort - haiku, for me, happy.

_sabotage_ - the sleuth who found my twin.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Gillipig - what was Ms Gillipig was trying to say?

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original to the core... perhaps written while on a toilet seat

AslanTheKing - something a la Red Badge of Courage.

AndyDufresne - played it safe with Gil Elvgren



Who would YOU pick?

I will wait till the weekend to decide...


I'm glad my humor wasn't wasted on you, Robinette.

If I were you I would just play 1v1 with woodruff and stop being such a hussy. You'll play against a real charmer and have your lucky #200 in the bag. It's a win-win scenario really.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:07 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Robinette wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)


TMMLOL. They say the best humor always has that bit of truth to it...


So being prejudice is funny nowadays? Hmph, you learn something new every day.


It can be, sure. There is humor in all things. Never heard about gallows humor, for instance?

That doesn't necessarily mean it's appropriate, of course...but funny and appropriate are not necessarily congruent. In this particular case, I see little that I would consider inappropriate.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:09 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.


If you meant me I always wake up face down lol.


No, Father Christmas...


We are not mutually exclusive ;). Did I say too much now :o ?
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:10 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:If I were you I would just play 1v1 with woodruff and stop being such a hussy. You'll play against a real charmer and have your lucky #200 in the bag. It's a win-win scenario really.


Why, I NEVER!!!!! <storms out of the room>




















































(This is where you say "Yes, you never win", you bastid!)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:15 pm

wow... still only 10 suitors...

this is empirical evidence that CC is truly in decline..

why in the past, on open chance to play with Robinette and to enjoy participating in the game chat, had people camping out for days in the cold to get a measly raffle ticket just to have a chance of being let inside where they then would still have only a remote shot of being selected to join 50 final contestants for the elimination rounds to decide just WHO would be allowed to join in one of these games.

And by now, the level of prose alone would be worthy of publishing in hardback edition...

Lack himself posted his best ninja turtle words, and he even entered submissions with his multies to increase his chance of being selected.. and let us not forget the countless submissions by the then heros and villans of cc... what has happened? this time around we don't even have a single presidential candidate vying for a seat... has the whole world gone limp?
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