Conquer Club

Woodruff wrote:

Robinette wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)

Fixed .

How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

TMMLOL. They say the best humor always has that bit of truth to it...

So being prejudice is funny nowadays? Hmph, you learn something new every day.

Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.

Robinette wrote:Okay, let's get this back on topic...

Despite 48 replies, and 380 views,,,
There are only 10 Contenders thus far for the 5 open slots...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

Funkyterrance - something about the renaissance fair, and cold water on his crotch.

lord voldemort - haiku, for me, happy.

_sabotage_ - the sleuth who found my twin.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Gillipig - what was Ms Gillipig was trying to say?

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original to the core... perhaps written while on a toilet seat

AslanTheKing - something a la Red Badge of Courage.

AndyDufresne - played it safe with Gil Elvgren



Who would YOU pick?

I will wait till the weekend to decide...

LMAOLOL!!!

781

Funkyterrance wrote:Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.

If you meant me I always wake up face down lol.

Gillipig wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.

If you meant me I always wake up face down lol.

No, Father Christmas...

Robinette wrote:Okay, let's get this back on topic...

Despite 48 replies, and 380 views,,,
There are only 10 Contenders thus far for the 5 open slots...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

Funkyterrance - something about the renaissance fair, and cold water on his crotch.

lord voldemort - haiku, for me, happy.

_sabotage_ - the sleuth who found my twin.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Gillipig - what was Ms Gillipig was trying to say?

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original to the core... perhaps written while on a toilet seat

AslanTheKing - something a la Red Badge of Courage.

AndyDufresne - played it safe with Gil Elvgren



Who would YOU pick?

I will wait till the weekend to decide...

I'm glad my humor wasn't wasted on you, Robinette.

If I were you I would just play 1v1 with woodruff and stop being such a hussy. You'll play against a real charmer and have your lucky #200 in the bag. It's a win-win scenario really.

Gillipig wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Robinette wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)

Fixed .

How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

TMMLOL. They say the best humor always has that bit of truth to it...

So being prejudice is funny nowadays? Hmph, you learn something new every day.

It can be, sure. There is humor in all things. Never heard about gallows humor, for instance?

That doesn't necessarily mean it's appropriate, of course...but funny and appropriate are not necessarily congruent. In this particular case, I see little that I would consider inappropriate.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Somebody woke up on the wrong side today.

If you meant me I always wake up face down lol.

No, Father Christmas...

We are not mutually exclusive . Did I say too much now ?

Funkyterrance wrote:If I were you I would just play 1v1 with woodruff and stop being such a hussy. You'll play against a real charmer and have your lucky #200 in the bag. It's a win-win scenario really.

Why, I NEVER!!!!! <storms out of the room>




















































(This is where you say "Yes, you never win", you bastid!)

wow... still only 10 suitors...

this is empirical evidence that CC is truly in decline..

why in the past, on open chance to play with Robinette and to enjoy participating in the game chat, had people camping out for days in the cold to get a measly raffle ticket just to have a chance of being let inside where they then would still have only a remote shot of being selected to join 50 final contestants for the elimination rounds to decide just WHO would be allowed to join in one of these games.

And by now, the level of prose alone would be worthy of publishing in hardback edition...

Lack himself posted his best ninja turtle words, and he even entered submissions with his multies to increase his chance of being selected.. and let us not forget the countless submissions by the then heros and villans of cc... what has happened? this time around we don't even have a single presidential candidate vying for a seat... has the whole world gone limp?

Robinette wrote:wow... still only 10 suitors...

this is empirical evidence that CC is truly in decline..

why in the past, on open chance to play with Robinette and to enjoy participating in the game chat, had people camping out for days in the cold to get a measly raffle ticket just to have a chance of being let inside where they then would still have only a remote shot of being selected to join 50 final contestants for the elimination rounds to decide just WHO would be allowed to join in one of these games.

I find myself in complete agreement. I really thought this would be a thread for the ages. I am disappoint. I will maintain that they all fear me, simply because it feeds my ego.

pick me, i have horrible dice, u want lose any points

NO! Pick me.

Me play you, looooong time.

790

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FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS...

These are the finalists as it stands now for the 5 open slots,
unless there are more submissions...

PLEASE let there be more submissions...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

lord voldemort - accidental haiku, on this list, how can it be.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor, we shall see.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original... see also ver·bose adj

Didn't make the cut. Is it because I beat you 1vs1 once?!?!


--Andy

If you want to have a funny game invite the peoples that are on your list right now!

But if you want another thread with 199 victories on the wall... you should pick me because i promise you
some good competition.

Mike

Robinette wrote:.
FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS...

These are the finalists as it stands now for the 5 open slots,
unless there are more submissions...

PLEASE let there be more submissions...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

lord voldemort - accidental haiku, on this list, how can it be.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor, we shall see.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original... see also ver·bose adj

AndyDufresne wrote::( Didn't make the cut. Is it because I beat you 1vs1 once?!?!


--Andy

haha, no...

... I plan to invite the 5 best responses to join me in a 6p std esc game...

Oh I liked your Gil Elvgren selection, to be sure...
but it was lacking a verbal context to tie it to this thread,
now that would have make it a shoe-in...

But there are still a few days to change that...
Perhaps you can still make the cut...
It wouldn't be hard to bump a few of those that are "on the bubble"

Janomike wrote:If you want to have a funny game invite the peoples that are on your list right now!

But if you want another thread with 199 victories on the wall... you should pick me because i promise you
some good competition.

Mike

Well I want BOTH a funny game, and some good competition...
The theory being that anybody intelligent to offer worthwhile submission, is likely intelligent to play a competitive game...
Or is the other way around, lol...

Regardless, if you can offer good competition,
then surely the challenge of a good submission is not beyond your reach, is it?

200 wins are quite alot
i guess your dice were always hot

but if you dare to play with me
this will not happen honestly

Cause i will win no matter what
so try me out, give me a shot!

Mike

P.S: as english is not my mother-tongue this might not be as good as my german poems.
Hope you like it anyway!

Robin never forget where you came from.

Janomike wrote:200 wins are quite alot
i guess your dice were always hot

but if you dare to play with me
this will not happen honestly

Cause i will win no matter what
so try me out, give me a shot!

Mike

P.S: as english is not my mother-tongue this might not be as good as my german poems.
Hope you like it anyway!

You should do a poem in German, it'd make your entry extra unique.


--Andy

200 Siege, stolze Zahl
nun hast du die Qual der Wahl.

Wählst du mich so werde ich,
dich besiegen sicherlich.

Tust du es nicht ist für mich klar
dass es Angst vor mir nur war.

Ok so i added a german poem as well, will give you the translation
as soon as im on your list

AndyDufresne wrote:

Janomike wrote:200 wins are quite alot
i guess your dice were always hot

but if you dare to play with me
this will not happen honestly

Cause i will win no matter what
so try me out, give me a shot!

Mike

P.S: as english is not my mother-tongue this might not be as good as my german poems.
Hope you like it anyway!

You should do a poem in German, it'd make your entry extra unique.


--Andy

Andy, YOU should submit a poem, short story,,, melding CC with silent film stars perhaps


Oh, and Mike, Zeit Geist! well done, you have trumped your way onto the list...
Although, still accepting submissions till... say... the end of the work week (too busy the next few days),
so the competition may get stiffer...

Glad i made it thanx!

Mike

Robinette wrote:Andy, YOU should submit a poem, short story,,, melding CC with silent film stars perhaps

Oh, and Mike, Zeit Geist! well done, you have trumped your way onto the list...
Although, still accepting submissions till... say... the end of the work week (too busy the next few days),
so the competition may get stiffer...

I'll be there in spirit, through suggesting something that allowed Janomike to make it onto the list possibly.


--Andy