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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby squishyg on Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:23 pm

nice shoes, wanna play?
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Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?

Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is squishyg
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby stahrgazer on Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:27 pm

I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each other's lives.
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:31 pm

stahrgazer wrote:I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each other's lives.


Ewww. Too much information...
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:44 am

pickleofdoom wrote:The PoD refuses to submit.

But 3 pinfalls might be possible.



Pinfalls? a wrestling term perhaps?
Wouldn't be easier to slice you up? lol...

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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:54 am

squishyg wrote:nice shoes, wanna play?



*gasp*

This is totally the best short submission ever...

normally i would prefer some degree of verbosity,
but these are the 4 most delightful words in this entire thread...
and the double entendre is simply delicious...
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:16 am

stahrgazer wrote:I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each other's lives.



mnnnnn.... very clever, but gonna have to go with funkyterrence's "eeww" on this one..
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:29 am

Victor Sullivan wrote:Personally, Robinette, I think you have one of the most difficult medals to achieve in all of Conquer Club: your specific General Contribution medal. No one can even attempt to fill the slot you'd leave empty, should you ever leave. How can an institution stay standing if its foundation gives out? How can a daisy show its petals in the spring if it has no roots to absorb the nutrients it needs? It takes a certain kind of person to have such an impact with no tools.

If I'm going to be perfectly honest, I'm not even sure if I deserve to be in your game. You should have your game be a game for those that have contributed as you have, like AndyDufresne, Woodruff, and Fruitcake.

I'm just the Newsletter guy.

-Sully



We have a newsletter?

hahaha...



but your idea, what a fun idea it would be...
perhaps we should do this for my 201st win ;)
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:37 pm

Robinette wrote:
squishyg wrote:nice shoes, wanna play?



*gasp*

This is totally the best short submission ever...

normally i would prefer some degree of verbosity,
but these are the 4 most delightful words in this entire thread...
and the double entendre is simply delicious...


Bloody favouritism is what it is...
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:28 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Robinette wrote:
squishyg wrote:nice shoes, wanna play?



*gasp*

This is totally the best short submission ever...

normally i would prefer some degree of verbosity,
but these are the 4 most delightful words in this entire thread...
and the double entendre is simply delicious...


Bloody favouritism is what it is...

I thought it was cute.

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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:10 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
I thought it was cute.

-Sully


That's beside the point, Sully... sheesh.
They're clanmates ffs! I call foul!
I'm going to have to read the fine print on the details of the contest, I could have sworn I saw something about employees and their family members being unable to participate...
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:00 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:
I thought it was cute.

-Sully


That's beside the point, Sully... sheesh.
They're clanmates ffs! I call foul!
I'm going to have to read the fine print on the details of the contest, I could have sworn I saw something about employees and their family members being unable to participate...


yeah... it does look kinda bad, don't it...
but it doesn't matter who would have said them,
those submissions were destined for the short list..

especially squishy's post,
i mean, come on... pure genius right there...
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:35 pm

Thank you one and all for the submissions...
I enjoyed them all, and wished there was room for more of you.
But there can be only 5 winners, so...
After careful review, i have chosen the 5 best...

Late entries will still be accepted, and can still bump those on the list,
except for TWO entries (Woodruff and Squishyg) that are locked in.

Well, here it is... the top 5 qualifiers so far...

SHORT LIST OF THE BEST SUBMISSIONS:



WOODRUFF
Woodruff wrote:Woodruff: I'll ride in his place.
Robinette: What's your name, Woodruff? I'm asking you Woodruff Thatcher, to answer me with your name? It's not Sir Woodruff. It's not Captain, or Major or Brigadier Woodruff. It's certainly not Conqueror Woodruff.
Woodruff: I'm aware of that.
Robinette: You have to be of noble birth to compete!
Woodruff: A detail. The landscape is points. Do you want to gain them or don't you?
Robinette: If the nobles find out who you are there'll be the devil to pay.
Woodruff: Then pray that they don't.

My Ringside Announcer: You are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more adieu, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Woodruff!

I shall save one of my four spots (soon to be available, may not apply to your area, must be present to win) in the great hope to be selected for this tremendous honor and privilege!



JANOMIKE
Janomike wrote:200 Siege, stolze Zahl
nun hast du die Qual der Wahl.

Wählst du mich so werde ich,
dich besiegen sicherlich.

Tust du es nicht ist für mich klar
dass es Angst vor mir nur war.

Ok so i added a german poem as well, will give you the translation
as soon as im on your list :)



FRUITCAKE
Fruitcake wrote:I would like to join this party for one simple inescapable reason.

Whenever one is seated across from Robin, one is always assured of a very strong opposition. It is by playing such games that one hones the skills required to win more.



VICTOR SULLIVAN
Victor Sullivan wrote:Personally, Robinette, I think you have one of the most difficult medals to achieve in all of Conquer Club: your specific General Contribution medal. No one can even attempt to fill the slot you'd leave empty, should you ever leave. How can an institution stay standing if its foundation gives out? How can a daisy show its petals in the spring if it has no roots to absorb the nutrients it needs? It takes a certain kind of person to have such an impact with no tools.

If I'm going to be perfectly honest, I'm not even sure if I deserve to be in your game. You should have your game be a game for those that have contributed as you have, like AndyDufresne, Woodruff, and Fruitcake.

I'm just the Newsletter guy.
-Sully



SQUISHYG
squishyg wrote:nice shoes, wanna play?





the final qualifiers are anxiously awaiting the news if they have made it or not...

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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:10 pm

Ah well, it was a good ride. I have no regrets.
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Robinette on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:35 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Ah well, it was a good ride. I have no regrets.


you give up too easily
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Re: 199 Victories... FINAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:07 am

Ok...
To follow in squishyg's cliche-ridden footsteps...

My name is Terrance and I am funky.
Cooks fear me, women want me.
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