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Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:14 pm
by nietzsche
I'm just curious, what's the best hand you've been dealt in the Poker map?

Me just three of a kind.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:56 pm
by DoomYoshi
nietzsche wrote:I'm just curious, what's the best hand you've been dealt in the Poker map?

Me just three of a kind.


I hate to be a douche, but that's not possible, unless you played it during beta stage.

I call bullshit.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:27 pm
by nietzsche
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I'm just curious, what's the best hand you've been dealt in the Poker map?

Me just three of a kind.


I hate to be a douche, but that's not possible, unless you played it during beta stage.

I call bullshit.


Then four of a kind!

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:37 pm
by DoomYoshi
nietzsche wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I'm just curious, what's the best hand you've been dealt in the Poker map?

Me just three of a kind.


I hate to be a douche, but that's not possible, unless you played it during beta stage.

I call bullshit.


Then four of a kind!


Less possible.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:51 pm
by ManBungalow
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I'm just curious, what's the best hand you've been dealt in the Poker map?

Me just three of a kind.


I hate to be a douche, but that's not possible, unless you played it during beta stage.

I call bullshit.


Then four of a kind!


Less possible.

Les possible than not possible?

That's unlikely.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:11 pm
by spiesr
For those who don't know, the Poker Club map only has 16 cards that are potential starting positions. The selection of cards makes it so that the best starting hand you can have is 2 Pairs.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:08 pm
by nietzsche
spiesr wrote:For those who don't know, the Poker Club map only has 16 cards that are potential starting positions. The selection of cards makes it so that the best starting hand you can have is 2 Pairs.


Lies, I once got dealt 4 of a kind.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:38 pm
by DoomYoshi
nietzsche wrote:
spiesr wrote:For those who don't know, the Poker Club map only has 16 cards that are potential starting positions. The selection of cards makes it so that the best starting hand you can have is 2 Pairs.


Lies, I once got dealt 4 of a kind.


Game Link?

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:03 pm
by nietzsche
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
spiesr wrote:For those who don't know, the Poker Club map only has 16 cards that are potential starting positions. The selection of cards makes it so that the best starting hand you can have is 2 Pairs.


Lies, I once got dealt 4 of a kind.


Game Link?


You have to take my word.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:38 pm
by DoomYoshi
nietzsche wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
spiesr wrote:For those who don't know, the Poker Club map only has 16 cards that are potential starting positions. The selection of cards makes it so that the best starting hand you can have is 2 Pairs.


Lies, I once got dealt 4 of a kind.


Game Link?


You have to take my word.


No.

I found the game: Game 11931071.

You got 4-of-a-kind in the "4 troops of the same color" kind of way.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:32 pm
by betiko
i did get a three of a kind once and thought the pair was th best you can get. or was it a double pair? let me check..

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:36 pm
by betiko
nope was double pair!
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=11706775

guess it's the best thing you can start with

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:08 pm
by Pedronicus
I play poker (real poker) and if I was told that we could only shuffle 16 cards, I'd stop playing it. What sort of a fuckwit decided to remove 70% of possible cards to be dealt?

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:02 pm
by DoomYoshi
Pedronicus wrote:I play poker (real poker) and if I was told that we could only shuffle 16 cards, I'd stop playing it. What sort of a fuckwit decided to remove 70% of possible cards to be dealt?


The same strawman fuckwit that doesn't like to play on Pearl Harbour. The kind that deserves a pearl necklace.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:07 pm
by betiko
Pedronicus wrote:I play poker (real poker) and if I was told that we could only shuffle 16 cards, I'd stop playing it. What sort of a fuckwit decided to remove 70% of possible cards to be dealt?


I wish it could be impossible to start with a bonus on any map. and on poker, if one started with a high card while the other starts with a straight flush it would be even more silly... can't compare things with actual poker!

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:27 pm
by Pedronicus
DoomYoshi wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:I play poker (real poker) and if I was told that we could only shuffle 16 cards, I'd stop playing it. What sort of a fuckwit decided to remove 70% of possible cards to be dealt?


The same strawman fuckwit that doesn't like to play on Pearl Harbour. The kind that deserves a pearl necklace.


what are you talking about? how am i supposed to work out from that comment who you are talking about? send me a pm and enlighten me please. thanks.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:03 pm
by DoomYoshi
Pedronicus wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:I play poker (real poker) and if I was told that we could only shuffle 16 cards, I'd stop playing it. What sort of a fuckwit decided to remove 70% of possible cards to be dealt?


The same strawman fuckwit that doesn't like to play on Pearl Harbour. The kind that deserves a pearl necklace.


what are you talking about? how am i supposed to work out from that comment who you are talking about? send me a pm and enlighten me please. thanks.


It Is a hypothetical player (a straw man) who opposes starting bonuses.

Betiko has just posted that he agrees. Feel free to foe him.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:56 pm
by nippersean
Is the answer royal flush? What do I win?

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:11 pm
by betiko
nippersean wrote:Is the answer royal flush? What do I win?


answer was double pair, you lose.

Re: Best hand in poker?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:16 pm
by DoomYoshi
nippersean wrote:Is the answer royal flush? What do I win?


You get to bring back your Popeye avatar!