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Lamest complaining about randomness

Postby Hamanu on Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:30 pm

I've heard all kinds of crap complaints but this one is hilarious.

2012-12-21 16:46:15 - nibotha: 2012-12-21 16:44:15 - nibotha [team]: they attack when their dice stats are bad and increase their odds of better dice in this 1 (yes I know dice are independent of each other in real life but not on this site) - this explains the time lapse between their
2012-12-21 16:46:29 - nibotha: 2012-12-20 10:22:13 - erv [team]: no dice should allow them to do what they are doing. they are essentially attacking 4v3 and constantly winning it with 2 left over.
2012-12-21 16:46:35 - nibotha: 2012-12-21 16:44:28 - nibotha [team]: all 4 of these players should be FOED!
2012-12-21 16:47:17 - nibotha: gg


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I only wish he posted the ending of his brilliant deduction "this explains the time lapse between their...." :D
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Re: Lamest complaining about randomness

Postby AAFitz on Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:13 pm

Actually people do that. Whether it improves the actual odds or not, is difficult to say.

I wouldnt call it all that lame though. He actually has a proposal as to why the odds might be different with actual evidence of a sort.

If you want lame, check out what this jackass wrote:

2012-12-23 11:47:56 - AAFitz: i uusually use the word bullshit to define a game like this, but that would do an injustice to bullshit
john9blue wrote:"honestly i think martin might be better off dead"

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Re: Lamest complaining about randomness

Postby TeeGee on Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:41 pm

AAFitz wrote:If you want lame, check out what this jackass wrote:

2012-12-23 11:47:56 - AAFitz: i uusually use the word bullshit to define a game like this, but that would do an injustice to bullshit


random is random, there is always the chance of 50 consecutive 6's, no matter how remote it seems, it could and probably someday will happen.

Nice quote too fitzy :D
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Re: Lamest complaining about randomness

Postby Gillipig on Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:27 am

Players yelling about "premium dice" is probably the lamest I've heard.
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Re: Lamest complaining about randomness

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:40 pm

As long as the player admits to being superstitious it's all good with me. Just don't try to tell me that there is any method that gives a better chance of good dice, that's just crazy talk.
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Re: Lamest complaining about randomness

Postby GeneralRisk on Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:20 pm

Here is 1 example....2011-11-21 20:28:01 - Danny.L: soon as u joined it was game over
2011-11-21 20:28:24 - Danny.L: no none american or non canadian can play against the rigged american dice
2011-11-21 20:28:38 - Danny.L: i am fucking sick to death of this rigged bullshit site
2011-11-21 20:30:40 - GeneralRisk: not rigged u suicided
2011-11-21 20:30:55 - GeneralRisk: u had a fine chance till then
2011-11-21 20:32:49 - GeneralRisk: attacking 2 dice to 2 dice is suicide with any ones dice.........................................here is another 1...... 2012-08-28 01:13:39 - GeneralRisk: hi
2012-08-28 01:14:12 - Danny.L: hi
2012-08-28 01:14:14 - Danny.L: gl
2012-08-28 01:16:21 - Danny.L: usual rigged american dice
2012-08-28 01:16:35 - Danny.L: reli pisses me off when an american joins my 1 v 1s
2012-08-28 01:16:51 - Danny.L: coz u just dont have a chance against the rigged american dice
2012-08-28 01:17:03 - Danny.L: not r fault d sites rigged though
2012-08-28 01:18:12 - Danny.L: f*ck THIS RIGGED BULLSHITSTICK D GAME UP UR AMERICAN DICE
2012-08-28 01:18:21 - Danny.L: ONLY WAY ANY AMERICAN WANKER CAN WIN
2012-08-28 01:18:24 - Danny.L: f*ck OFF
2012-08-28 01:18:44 - GeneralRisk: lol
2012-08-28 01:19:01 - Danny.L: MATE I AM FUCKING SICK OF IT
2012-08-28 01:19:08 - Danny.L: I UNDERSTAND U NEED HELP
2012-08-28 01:19:20 - Danny.L: AS UR LOW IQS PUTS U AT A DISADVANTAGE
2012-08-28 01:19:23 - Danny.L: BUT FK ME
2012-08-28 01:19:28 - Danny.L: MAKING IT THIS OBVIOUS
2012-08-28 01:19:31 - Danny.L: JESUS
2012-08-28 01:19:42 - Danny.L: U YANKS ARE FULL ON DICKHEADS
2012-08-28 01:21:18 - GeneralRisk: yes so what
2012-08-28 01:32:07 - GeneralRisk: gg...............................................................................................here is another.......2012-09-21 01:36:39 - Danny.L: gg
2012-09-21 01:39:25 - Danny.L: i see its still as rigged as ever with the fixed american dice
2012-09-21 01:44:43 - GeneralRisk: lol
2012-09-21 01:44:59 - GeneralRisk: r u on drugs?..................................................................................last one with this player....................................2012-10-06 11:23:39 - GeneralRisk: hi
2012-10-06 11:24:12 - Danny.L: hi
2012-10-06 11:24:27 - GeneralRisk [self]: snapshot round 1
2012-10-06 11:24:30 - Danny.L: well thats that
2012-10-06 11:24:33 - Danny.L: gg
2012-10-06 11:26:47 - Danny.L: this quite literally and in real terms beyond belief
2012-10-06 11:27:04 - Danny.L: even 4 the most well known rigged site on the net
2012-10-06 11:27:07 - Danny.L: just amazing
2012-10-06 11:28:37 - Danny.L: honest to god mate. i am sat here in disbelief
2012-10-06 11:28:52 - GeneralRisk [self]: snapshot round 3
2012-10-06 11:29:02 - Danny.L: even 4 the rigged american dice this is too much
2012-10-06 11:29:42 - Danny.L: still, not your fault
2012-10-06 11:29:46 - Danny.L: gl to you
2012-10-06 11:29:52 - GeneralRisk: lol
2012-10-06 11:30:47 - Danny.L: crazy ain it
2012-10-06 11:31:00 - Danny.L: when i complained ages ago, the mod said
2012-10-06 11:31:10 - GeneralRisk: bad dice lately for me 2
2012-10-06 11:31:22 - Danny.L: when 90 per cent of punters are British we'll rig d dice 4 you
2012-10-06 11:31:32 - Danny.L: he said they must keep d customers happy
2012-10-06 11:31:37 - Danny.L: i understand
2012-10-06 11:31:43 - Danny.L: its business
2012-10-06 11:31:48 - Danny.L: but fk me sideways
2012-10-06 11:31:55 - Danny.L: they reli take d piss sometimes
2012-10-06 11:32:29 - Danny.L: anyway, i'll still win
2012-10-06 11:32:31 - Danny.L: ha
2012-10-06 11:32:37 - Danny.L: made myself laugh
2012-10-06 11:33:20 - Danny.L: c ya mate
2012-10-06 11:33:46 - GeneralRisk: bye
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Re: Lamest complaining about randomness

Postby codierose on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:01 pm

i like this danny l have to put him on my friends list :D
i mainly find i have bad dice when teamed up with a yank :)
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