AslanTheKing wrote:A guy walks into a restaurant and orders a soup,
The waiter arrives with the bowl of soup and the guest
notices the waiters thumb in the soup and says disgusted
" waiter, you have your thumb in my soup " !!
the waiter replies, " yes sir, but i do have a purulent inflammation on my thumb,
and my doctor told me to keep it nice warm and moist"
so the guest asks " well why dont you stick your thumb then up your arse " ?
the waiter answers " i did sir, until you came and placed your order "
i made a mistake , it was not the thumb, it was the pointing finger, forgive me
( are u laughing now? )
but i remember another true story
an american came into a indian local restaurant in mumbai ( bombay)
and asked if they have hot dogs
the waiter said he will ask the chef and walked to the kitchen,
on the way to the kitchen he stepped on a dogs tail ( the dog was sleeping in front of the kitchenentrance)
and the dog was howling crazy in pain,
as the waiter came back he said " no sir, we dont have hot dogs, but our chef will make it fresh for you "
when the american heard that he was running out of the restaurant