Raptor Jesus wrote:Tell me a funny joke.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tacktor?
AslanTheKing wrote:A guy walks into a restaurant and orders a soup,
The waiter arrives with the bowl of soup and the guest
notices the waiters thumb in the soup and says disgusted
" waiter, you have your thumb in my soup " !!
the waiter replies, " yes sir, but i do have a purulent inflammation on my thumb,
and my doctor told me to keep it nice warm and moist"
so the guest asks " well why dont you stick your thumb then up your arse " ?
the waiter answers " i did sir, until you came and placed your order "
Crazyirishman wrote:Since Herpes left, I haven't encountered a person nearly as funny as him. He was just on a another level.
saxitoxin wrote:TGD would basically be the Emperor of the Earth after the end of the world. And PhatScotty would be his gimp.