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Fucking Dice

Postby skillfull on Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:31 pm

Something must be done , cause some people (including me) can't live with it!
I am having lots of fun being premium member on this site, but hey, i can not accept some things like having bullshit dice for a long period.
Why the hell they cant make a dice program close to the real dices...?
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:05 pm

How would your real dice work in comparison to what we already use?

Also, ADC does not approve of your topic title.

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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Just_essence on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:10 pm

It's atmospheric noise, which might actually be a little more random than actual dice (considering weight differences and such). Just because you get bad dice streaks, does not mean it is not random.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Lindax on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:13 pm

The dice here are too random.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby kentington on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:15 pm

I don't think the dice have been doing that lately. At one point we had a problem with them trying to reproduce, but we removed all of their fluids. No fluids, no dice babies.
Now if they are trying this with humans then fill out an e-ticket and we will talk to the dice.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Shannon Apple on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:27 pm

I know what the "dice" really are. They are foreign sweatshop workers who are paid sweet feck all per hour by cc to randomly type numbers in all day. The periods of bad dice are when they are in an extra bad mood about the pay conditions. Probably typing "2323232323232"

Mystery solved.

Shame on you rds, shame on you.


EDIT: I just noticed the above signature. Bruce had tons of men? :twisted: 8-[
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:33 pm

kentington wrote:I don't think the dice have been doing that lately. At one point we had a problem with them trying to reproduce, but we removed all of their fluids. No fluids, no dice babies.
Now if they are trying this with humans then fill out an e-ticket and we will talk to the dice.


Dice babies? Before marriage? I'm sure the grandparents are




*rolling in their grave*

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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby skillfull on Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:10 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:How would your real dice work in comparison to what we already use?

Also, ADC does not approve of your topic title.

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Fix it and i will rename the title " dice, i love you so much!"

As for your question, since I am a lover of strategy board games , which means i play lots of them and not only RISK, i assure you that the dices on the board game of RISK are more real than here.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:45 pm

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YEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Doc_Brown on Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:38 pm

Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby SaMejoHn on Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:12 pm

Doc_Brown wrote:Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.

ME TOO! as well as pop-culture!!!
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby HardAttack on Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:38 pm

Doc_Brown wrote:Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.


i blame my horse being pregnant for my dice being not any good.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby The Voice on Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:13 pm

HardAttack wrote:
Doc_Brown wrote:Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.


i blame my horse being pregnant for my dice being not any good.


I blame not owning a horse.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:47 pm

skillfull wrote:Fix it and i will rename the title " dice, i love you so much!"

As for your question, since I am a lover of strategy board games , which means i play lots of them and not only RISK, i assure you that the dices on the board game of RISK are more real than here.

Your assurance is worth about 100 Saxbucks I think.


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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:58 pm

I blame DoomYoshi.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:19 pm

I don't blame anything. I embalm the dice.
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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Degenerate Saint on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:48 am

The best way to guarantee good dice, in my experience anyway, is the consumption of HEAVY amounts of bleach before each turn. Then, when your opponent is motionless, you can pretty much do whatever you want.

*NOTE: Do NOT drink the bleach yourself, no matter how much your marriage resembles a Stalin Era Siberian gulag. Actually...scratch that. It may be the best option.

Maybe the ONLY option.


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Re: Fucking Dice

Postby Eddygp on Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:02 pm

When people write this in the chatbox, I tag them as Sore Losers
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