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To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:18 pm

I've gone second in about 22 of my last 25 1v1 games. Do you know what a disadvantage that is? None of your pathetic bad-dice streaks come even close to my level of bad luck. The universe hates me and the feeling is mutual.
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:55 am

A scathing attack against all pathetic dice whiners!
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:27 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:A scathing attack against all pathetic dice whiners!

Verily!
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby Shape on Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:54 am

Good, maybe that leaves more good luck for the rest of us!

Or... Hm, you wanna 1v1, Dukasaur? I could use the points! :D

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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:33 pm

even i assume, they have been all tournament games? this is really bad,
out of 24 games, to win at least 12 would be ( for me ) a nice score,

or if u win at least every 3 game-u should have won 8

but this example is bad bad luck ( if only the dice are the reason)

after i analyzed my games i realised that before the dice where to blame,
i did some where 1 strategic mistake ( dont play and drink ;) dont play when youre tired- just for the sake of it )
that mistake is more important
the dice shit comes ( sad but true) after

also before bad dice comes the drop u have and what u make out of it

now back to the amount of tournament games u played 1vs1,
how many where they?

if over 20- ok life isnt fair
but if u choose yourself 1 vs1 games ( outside of tournaments)
cant be sorry
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby premio53 on Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:26 pm

I went second in one on one games 15 times in a row once.
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby rhp 1 on Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:32 pm

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:44 am

AslanTheKing wrote:i did some where 1 strategic mistake ( dont play and drink ;) dont play when youre tired- just for the sake of it )


When I made it a point to not take turns in either of these two states my score jumped considerably. I've tried to convince some teammates to do the same but they won't have it. And try to convince a drunk person not to take their turn, you may as well give a baby a bottle and ask it politely not to suck(suck being the operative word).
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:19 am

rhp 1 wrote:that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby greenoaks on Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:47 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

do prisons have broadband ?
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby SaMejoHn on Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:50 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

:lol: :lol: :lol: well? what are you waiting for?
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby AAFitz on Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:18 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.


That's ridiculous!!!!

Quit your job, stay online 24/7 and watch your games.....

The wife issue will resolve itself, with no further action required on your end.
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby rhp 1 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:03 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.



are you trolling or just stupid? I don't play casual fs numbnuts.... pay attention
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:21 pm

rhp 1 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.



are you trolling or just stupid? I don't play casual fs numbnuts.... pay attention

Why is it everyone else can have a good-natured laugh with this thread, and you want to turn it into some kind of a pissing match? Are you humour-challenged?
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Re: To all the pathetic dice whiners

Postby rhp 1 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:12 am

Dukasaur wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.



are you trolling or just stupid? I don't play casual fs numbnuts.... pay attention

Why is it everyone else can have a good-natured laugh with this thread, and you want to turn it into some kind of a pissing match? Are you humour-challenged?



Fair assessment by you...
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