Yepper, I hate politics.
I voted for Gilligan. How could I not after his brilliant speech!
How to Speak Like a Politician
1. Speak with sincerity.
Done! I believe that Gilligan really does hate politics.
2. Show passion when you speak.
Done! Note use of the word "hate".
3. Identify with the people you are speaking to.
Done! I also hate politics.
4. Display confidence and assume an authoritative stance in your views.
Done! When I read Gilligan's speech I picture this:
5. Utilize public speaking techniques. Know who you are talking to and use vocabulary suited to such an audience.
Done! I understand what's been said.