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Postby chemefreak on Mon May 13, 2013 9:17 pm

The ad on the login page said that I could meet 12,000 Chinese women with the click of a button. I'm not sure how I feel about this amazing opportunity. Thoughts?
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby Shannon Apple on Mon May 13, 2013 9:23 pm

You're male, right? How could you possibly turn down such an opportunity?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2013 10:00 pm

Overwhelmed, in a good way. Or skeptical depending partially on your age.
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby Gillipig on Tue May 14, 2013 1:50 am

Do you have to date all 12 000?
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue May 14, 2013 9:18 am

Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby Ace Rimmer on Tue May 14, 2013 10:19 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.


That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby chemefreak on Tue May 14, 2013 1:43 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.


Thanks for the help Ace ;)
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby Shannon Apple on Tue May 14, 2013 2:15 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.


That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.


When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby Gillipig on Tue May 14, 2013 2:44 pm

Shannon Apple wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.


That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.


When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?

It's says "trial and error" is how he acquired those skills. ;)
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby Shannon Apple on Tue May 14, 2013 3:13 pm

Nope, it says "unsuccessful"
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed May 15, 2013 5:16 am

Shannon Apple wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.


That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.


When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?


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Re: Dating Advice

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed May 15, 2013 7:42 am

Shannon Apple wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.


That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.


When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?


That was a few days ago and you still remember what I said verbatim. Then you were talking about me in live chat and were fighting about what you said on my wall. You dig me, it's obvious.
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby jsnyder748 on Wed May 15, 2013 9:51 am

looks like shannon has a crush! Ace is a fine young lad
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed May 15, 2013 10:45 am

Shannon and Rimmer sittin' in a tree...
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Re: Dating Advice

Postby betiko on Wed May 15, 2013 11:28 am

Ace can get shanon whenever he wants so Shannon s arguments are flawed.
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