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Postby SystemOfADown on Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:31 pm

Hey everybody, I'm new and don't know how to use forums. I want to become the best risk player but am not quite there, I could use some direction and sorry for my crappy music.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby Armandolas on Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:16 pm

well...what direction do you need?
Maybe you can start here: viewforum.php?f=57
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby #1_stunna on Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:19 pm

FIRST OF ALL, SYSTEMOFADOWN.

WE DO NOT USE THE TERM "RISK" HERE. THE LAST PERSON THAT DID THAT, THE OUTCOME WAS NOT SO GREAT...

ALSO, THE 2000'S CALLED, THEY WOULD LIKE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR SCREEN NAME/GAMERTAG/USER NAME.

AND LASTLY, I WAS THE BEST PLAYER ON THIS SITE, I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN A COUPLE MONTHS, SO IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK IN THIS THREAD.

OH.

ONE LAST THING.

AGE/SEX/LOCATION

HOLLAR.
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15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:21 pm

Also, don't use all caps. It makes it look like you're yelling and compensating for a small penis.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby #1_stunna on Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:33 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:Also, don't use all caps. It makes it look like you're yelling and compensating for a small penis.


IF YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS

use caps.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:09 pm

THE INTERNET IS A FUNNY HAHA

Today I found a site that had in-sentence adverts:

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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby zimmah on Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:56 pm

SystemOfADown wrote:Hey everybody, I'm new and don't know how to use forums. I want to become the best risk player but am not quite there, I could use some direction and sorry for my crappy music.


Some people say one direction is the right direction. Maybe you should try it.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby pearljamrox2 on Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:49 pm

Dont listen to these clowns, they are dweebs. And oh yea..SystemOfADownrox2! Chop Suey is my favorite.

Tip #1 play this song when someone hits one of your stacks in an escalating game....

I don't think you trust,
In my self-righteous suicide,
I cry when angels deserve to DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA





"Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me...in your thoughts forsaken me...in your heart forsaken...me oh, trust in my self-righteous suicide."

Yep..that'll teach 'em
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby TeeGee on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:24 pm

I would suggest you look here for help in playing

viewforum.php?f=341

Good luck
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby Serbia on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:41 pm

I love SOAD. Never regret your username.

Bollocks.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby #1_stunna on Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:46 pm

zimmah wrote:
SystemOfADown wrote:Hey everybody, I'm new and don't know how to use forums. I want to become the best risk player but am not quite there, I could use some direction and sorry for my crappy music.


Some people say one direction is the right direction. Maybe you should try it.


When you say "one direction" are you talking about the most amazing boy band that has ever walked the face of the earth?

I can only assume that somebody with the name Systemofadown, does not agree with my statement.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby nagerous on Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:50 pm

Serbia wrote:I love SOAD. Never regret your username.

Bollocks.


It was so exotic.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:15 pm

Try the aerials.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:53 pm

They're trying to build a prison.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby Serbia on Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:18 pm

Why have you forsaken me?

Bollocks.
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Re: What the hell is the internet?

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:58 pm

I still want to know what the internet.
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