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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:23 am

No, It's not in his head. It's for real pissing me off. I'm tired of it. Legit.
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

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Re: f*ck this bs dice

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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Gilligan on Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:45 pm

Gah, I just lost 10v2 in a clan game. I hope that didn't f*ck the game over.
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:00 pm

Gilligan wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:
Jingu wrote:already sick of the bs dice

one game alone in 2 consecutive turns my opponent wins 4v8 and then 4v7

just the tip of the iceberg - total bs

time to walk away from this bs

No I agree. It seems recently there have been more dice complaints. My own score has even dropped due to dice.


I'm just trying to figure out how you've rolled 3 times as many dice as me, yet I've got 5000 games on you.

However, Sizzle's dice stats should be proof enough. After 600,000 rolls PER NUMBER it evens out to 0%.


Sure, on average that's how it looks, but I've always wondered if the dice are a bit streaky at times. Perhaps, the dice are too streaky...
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:09 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:
Jingu wrote:already sick of the bs dice

one game alone in 2 consecutive turns my opponent wins 4v8 and then 4v7

just the tip of the iceberg - total bs

time to walk away from this bs

No I agree. It seems recently there have been more dice complaints. My own score has even dropped due to dice.


I'm just trying to figure out how you've rolled 3 times as many dice as me, yet I've got 5000 games on you.

However, Sizzle's dice stats should be proof enough. After 600,000 rolls PER NUMBER it evens out to 0%.


Sure, on average that's how it looks, but I've always wondered if the dice are a bit streaky at times. Perhaps, the dice are too streaky...

Way too.
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Gilligan on Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:41 pm

just lost 10v3 in my conquer cup game...what shall I do :(
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:25 pm

Gilligan wrote:just lost 10v3 in my conquer cup game...what shall I do :(

This is the thread to be in my friend!
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:43 am

Gilligan wrote:just lost 10v3 in my conquer cup game...what shall I do :(

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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby jefjef on Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:02 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Been many months since I've played with CC's random. It picked up right where this scripted shit was left off. AND I wasn't in the least bit surprised.

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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Agent 86 on Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:11 pm

Yep don't go by the dice stats this site shows. In reality luck in particular rolls in games is more important!!

Some get the rolls when needed and most don't.. CC streaky dice is the main reason for site decline.
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Gabba hey on Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:57 pm

There is no attackers advantage. Im not even totally comfortable with 2x number of trrops than what I am attacking. especially when they have under 10.
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Gilligan on Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:07 pm

Bump

I just had 16v2, and it turned out 2v2
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Agent 86 on Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:21 pm

Our clan calls it EDF :lol:
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Gilligan on Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:55 pm

Eternal dice fuckage?
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Serbia on Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:03 pm

Gilligan wrote:just lost 10v3 in my conquer cup game...what shall I do :(


Do what I did - stop playing games.

Bollocks.
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:14 pm

@Gilligan: epic dice fail

@Serbia: epic bollocks
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Agent 86 on Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:29 am

Gilligan wrote:Eternal dice fuckage?


Nope, but not bad :lol:

BigBallinStalin wrote:@Gilligan: epic dice fail


BBS just being politically correct.

EDF=Epic Dice Fucking ;)

We also have REDF too, any guesses on this one, it's epic too!!
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby jefjef on Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:21 am

Yep. CC is still bull shit. My extended vacation is being rewarded with the scripted shit that made me take a break.

Thanks for the reminder CC. You suck too.
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Re: f*ck this bs dice

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:34 am

jefjef wrote:Yep. CC is still bull shit. My extended vacation is being rewarded with the scripted shit that made me take a break.

Thanks for the reminder CC. You suck too.

Thanks for foeing me, even though I can't control your dice. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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