Conquer Club

Dukasaur wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

riskllama wrote:who are these "others" you speak of? are you schizophrenic?

A couple of years ago we had a sudden epidemic of new players who came into GD to echo everything Owen said. "The site is too confusing! There are too many maps! There are too many options! I can't play regular Risk in this chaos!"

Funny, they couldn't figure out how to select regular options from the game menu, but they had no problem finding their way to GD and figuring out how to post. I thought nothing of it at the time.....

RIGHT?!!! why would anyone take notice of new players complaining about difficulty of playing games on the site?! i thought my newb/multi assault would bring about change... sigh...-Jn

There is no difficulty playing games on the site. A five year old could figure it out. The fact that all these people parroted your stock lines like well-rehearsed salesmen, and that they all appeared at around the same time, makes it pretty clear to me.

I know you have enough respect for the site rules not to create multies. On the other hand, there's no rule against signing up your friends and relatives to come and parrot your lines for you.