Beckytheblondie wrote:Hello Wolffystyle!
Question: What sized bra do you wear, and if you don't wear a bra, what size would you wear if you had size C chesticles?
bleutofu wrote:Is the cup half full or half empty?
anonymousguy54 wrote:Wolffystyle, tell me about the time you got near-molested in a Uruguayan supermarket.
King_Herpes wrote:How incredible was it when you first had intercourse with a VO5 shampoo bottle? Is this deviant behavior quintessential of what we should expect from you in times to come?
Mr Changsha wrote:I'm intruiged by your meaning of 'near-molested'. Did your admirer aim for the testicles/chesticles and veer wide, or are you considering 'near-molested' to have meant a second base incident? As in while you felt slightly flushed, you considered that you had kept your honour?
Wolffystyle wrote:King_Herpes wrote:How incredible was it when you first had intercourse with a VO5 shampoo bottle? Is this deviant behavior quintessential of what we should expect from you in times to come?
Good question King_Herpes, thanks for asking it. The answer may surprise you.
'Incredible' fails to describe how it felt when, after hours of heavy petting and dry-humping, the bottle of VO5 shampoo succumbed to my advances. The noun I would use is: RAPTURE*
Here's a hint. Try to speak French to a bottle of V05. You may deceive it into thinking that you're a Paul Mitchell bottle or a Parisian premium brand. This will speed up your efforts.
This behavio(u)r is, indeed, the quintessence of who I am; of what I want to be.
* Please note that this was consensual and that the root word of Rapture (Latin: Rapere) which is also the root for the word RAPE has nothing to do with my VO5 experience.
King_Herpes wrote:Thank you for your rigorous honesty, but what the people really want to know here is... Were there any animals harmed in the testing of this rapture and is this an eco-friendly shampoo that you were using? Please don't mitigate the importance of these concerns, we have a right to know!
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