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Beckytheblondie wrote:Hello Wolffystyle!
Question: What sized bra do you wear, and if you don't wear a bra, what size would you wear if you had size C chesticles?
bleutofu wrote:Is the cup half full or half empty?
anonymousguy54 wrote:Wolffystyle, tell me about the time you got near-molested in a Uruguayan supermarket.
King_Herpes wrote:How incredible was it when you first had intercourse with a VO5 shampoo bottle? Is this deviant behavior quintessential of what we should expect from you in times to come?
Mr Changsha wrote:I'm intruiged by your meaning of 'near-molested'. Did your admirer aim for the testicles/chesticles and veer wide, or are you considering 'near-molested' to have meant a second base incident? As in while you felt slightly flushed, you considered that you had kept your honour?
Wolffystyle wrote:King_Herpes wrote:How incredible was it when you first had intercourse with a VO5 shampoo bottle? Is this deviant behavior quintessential of what we should expect from you in times to come?
Good question King_Herpes, thanks for asking it. The answer may surprise you.
'Incredible' fails to describe how it felt when, after hours of heavy petting and dry-humping, the bottle of VO5 shampoo succumbed to my advances. The noun I would use is: RAPTURE*
Here's a hint. Try to speak French to a bottle of V05. You may deceive it into thinking that you're a Paul Mitchell bottle or a Parisian premium brand. This will speed up your efforts.
This behavio(u)r is, indeed, the quintessence of who I am; of what I want to be.
* Please note that this was consensual and that the root word of Rapture (Latin: Rapere) which is also the root for the word RAPE has nothing to do with my VO5 experience.
King_Herpes wrote:Thank you for your rigorous honesty, but what the people really want to know here is... Were there any animals harmed in the testing of this rapture and is this an eco-friendly shampoo that you were using? Please don't mitigate the importance of these concerns, we have a right to know!
whitestazn88 wrote:wolffystyle, whitestazn88 here, what are you initial reactions to the currently labeled level 5 possible pandemic Influenza A (H1N1), also known as swine flu (although inappropriately labeled, which caused the egyptian government to kill 300,000 pigs)?
in your guestimation, how good of dice do you think this infection will have against the world? straight 6s? or will the humans roll back with a horrifying double 6 to stomp this disease back to the stone age along with polio, mumps, tetanus, SARS (hah), avian flu, and herpes?
azezzo wrote:Wolffystyle, i'm glad to hear that your uraguain vacation went well, but i also heard that back in high school your gym coach, mr. woodruff would routinely leer at you in the boys shower and one time was over zealous with his use of the paddle with you when you refused his advances, why do you think that you are the target for these advances, perhaps they are seeing something in you that you have yet to accept. Perhaps you should explore this further.
ManBungalow wrote:Hello Wolffystyle.
I have been wondering for a long time, do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
On a lighter note, I have a problem. You see, I'm just too amazing. Everyone is always pestering me ("Oh, ManBungalow, your empire is so big, are you sure I can't buy exstensions for my empire?" and "Why is my empire so small!?").
How can I be more like you ??
HayesA wrote:Wolffstyle, if I may so bold to ask.
Now, please, humor me for a mere minute; you do have a few minutes don't you? Excellent. But I fear my question is not so simple as it may seem.
Mr Changsha wrote:Well, we are finding out all about 'Boy-Lolita Wolffystyle' and the consequences 'grooming' has on Uruguyan security guards...you know it is a crime to entrap officers of the law, don't you Wolffystyle? Dirty bastard.
But what about Wolffstyle the man? Here's a question which could have at least a hundred answers:
How do you clean out the VO 5 bottle?
Does it feel better than the mango you've got hidden under your bed?