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JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:why do you keep telling me your taking me off ignore but never do ?
Wolffystyle wrote:e_i_pi wrote:Dear Wolffystyle,
When was the last time you deceived a small child with sweets, and was the experience worth the justice that now gets pounded into you by your cellmate on a daily, sometimes twice daily, basis?
Good question e_i_pi, thanks for asking it. However, it's abhorrent of you to suggest that what my cellmate does is "justice". Why should a good man, friend of the moose, eater of the mango, get punished for giving a small child sweets? Do not, I ask with steadfast resolve, small children enjoy sweets?
Sure, I told the child that I was giving him cherry-flavored sweets while I actually handed him watermelon-flavored sweets, but is this a crime punishable by 'pounding'? May the Lord be our Judge. May children enjoy their sweet sweets. May the jurors choke on watermelons.
Here's a question of mine own... why is every inquiry I receive adorned with some sort of sexual overtone?
e_i_pi wrote:Back in the summer of '08 the mighty and glorious leader of the site that we all call Conquerer was someone so insignificant that I cannot remember their name. Their reign was grey, drab, and uninteresting, and this quality of leadership spread across the forums like a thick blanket of smog, stifling all creativity, humour, and elan.
Then, due to the newly implemented rules against farming, a true leader rose to the top, our glorious current leader, King_Herpes. His gameplay is mysterious and complex - on the surface it looks like farming, but there is something about it that makes it not farming. In any case, now that he has taken the throne, King_Herpes has become more active in the forums, addressing his subjects on a daily, sometimes twice-daily basis. His oral technique is unmatched.
This newfound life has propogated many spin-off parvenus in the forums, people who enjoy Carry On films, Benny Hill re-runs, and play-on-word film titles, such as Big Trouble in Little Vagina, Ferris Bueller Jerks Off, Doing John Malkovich, and Seven Years in Thai Butt. This has led to an overall increase in the humourous experiences of forum-goers, the number of bannings, and has also strangely resulted in threads such as this laying dead in the water for many a month. As you may or may not know, many brownnosers have taken up the arms against this kind of posting behaviour, finding it offensive to their narrow minded Christian sensibilities. But alas their attempts are futile... as the ancient adage goes: "The penis mightier than the sword"
72o wrote:This is the funniest thing i've read in a long time.
This is the funniest thing i've read in a long time? ?
Beckytheblondie wrote:WOLFFY COME BACK
E_I_PI COME BACK
#1_stunna wrote:Who gave you premium again?
that is a very nice gesture.
moe wrote:Matted with hair, armed to the teeth, swift as the noble beast his screen name so "lovingly" embodies.. . ..
Wielding a hot dog in one hand and a fedora in the other. . . . .
Army of GOD wrote:What does having sex wolffstyle look and feel like?
moe wrote:Matted with hair, armed to the teeth, swift as the noble beast his screen name so "lovingly" embodies.. . ..
Wielding a hot dog in one hand and a fedora in the other. . . . .
Victor Sullivan wrote:Why have you been on such a long hiatus? Why have you not continued to grace fair CC with your abundant knowledge?
-Sully
Lubawski wrote:Victor Sullivan wrote:Why have you been on such a long hiatus? Why have you not continued to grace fair CC with your abundant knowledge?
-Sully
Great question Victor Sullivan. I'm glad you asked. As some people are aware, Wolffy has been busily trying to make a way for himself in the world. All he had told us at EMPIRE before his hibernation was that he was leaving to be trained in some kind of secret art. Just last month Wolffy graced his old friends with a surprise meal, but, truth be told, it tasted a bit like some sort of meat substitute. We gathered that he has been off at some fancy school becoming a chef. Knowing that although we enjoyed having him throw us a feast, we were disappointed in the size and quality presented, Wolffy left determined to do better next time. He has been busily mastering his craft and promises us that next months meal will be done "Wolffy-hana style." I have my suspicion that his intention is to carve up some cattle and cook it in front of his EMPIRE mates like they do at Benihana, the only reference I was able to come up with after an extensive google search. We're all waiting on the edge of our seats, fork and knives in hand.
jammyjames wrote:Why have i yet to see your presence in 5 man feudal war games?
moe wrote:Matted with hair, armed to the teeth, swift as the noble beast his screen name so "lovingly" embodies.. . ..
Wielding a hot dog in one hand and a fedora in the other. . . . .
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:why do you keep telling me your taking me off ignore but never do ?
moe wrote:Matted with hair, armed to the teeth, swift as the noble beast his screen name so "lovingly" embodies.. . ..
Wielding a hot dog in one hand and a fedora in the other. . . . .
swimmerdude99 wrote:Wolffy? How much do you enjoy TOFU? And What was the experience like?
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