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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby anonymus on Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:40 am

Good afternoon Wolffystyle, i was woundering about Image whats up with that?

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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby BYUwonder11 on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:20 pm

anonymus wrote:Good afternoon Wolffystyle, i was woundering about Image whats up with that?

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He's joined the ranks buddy, can you feel the power? Cause I can!
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby lord voldemort on Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:24 am

You're not Wolffy!
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby TeeGee on Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:11 am

lord voldemort wrote:You're not Wolffy!


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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby BYUwonder11 on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:44 pm

Touche! :oops:
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby swimmerdude99 on Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:41 pm

Wolfy, why are there so many unanswered questions?? May I add three more? Is the Kort war simply stuffing you with meat and therefore causing you to take too much rest to let them settle?
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby Crazyirishman on Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:41 pm

Wolfy, do you know what 'the big one' that bruce is so coyly keeping to himself refers to?
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:46 pm

Dear Wolffystyle,

you're trapped on a deserted island with me. Would you:

(a) have sex with me?
(b) kill me and then have sex with me, using my blood as lubricant?
(c) take the physical challenge?
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby natty dread on Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:03 am

Blood is not a functional lubricant, AoG!
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby anonymus on Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:33 am

natty_dread wrote:Blood is not a functional lubricant, AoG!

really? i really think its a bit more slippery whenever aunt flo is in town..

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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby natty dread on Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:19 am

anonymus wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Blood is not a functional lubricant, AoG!

really? i really think its a bit more slippery whenever aunt flo is in town..

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Nope, blood is the exact opposite of a lubricant... you see, there's this thing known as coagulation. It's the same thing that prevents all your blood from leaking out whenever you get a paper cut.

Perhaps your woman is just a blood fetishist and gets all wet from the idea of fucking on her period?
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby anonymus on Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:39 am

natty_dread wrote:
anonymus wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Blood is not a functional lubricant, AoG!

really? i really think its a bit more slippery whenever aunt flo is in town..

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Nope, blood is the exact opposite of a lubricant... you see, there's this thing known as coagulation. It's the same thing that prevents all your blood from leaking out whenever you get a paper cut.

Perhaps your woman is just a blood fetishist and gets all wet from the idea of fucking on her period?


that might be it.. but then again aren't we all..

on a side note; would that also mean that the blood from someone with hemophilia will work as a grade A lubricant?

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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby natty dread on Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:16 am

Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby anonymus on Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:24 am

natty_dread wrote:Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?


yes that is true.. ASK WOLFFYSTYLE! so? would it?

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Do we know each other?

Postby Wolffystyle on Thu May 03, 2012 5:50 pm

xenowolff wrote:Since you posted on my wall, I must ask this question.... Do I know you outside of CC?

Also, you have a very nice screen name.

What wonder! A welcomed inquiry! Greetings to this thread for the poor, the tired, the weak, and for the lurkers. The answer to your question, when framed in the existence of an infinite universe, will surprise you!

Xenowolff, we actually know each other. We know one another very well; I am your father and now you must join the Dark Side. I am typing all this to you telepathically. No one else can read this. Together we can overthrow Emperor Palpatine and rule the Empire. So whaddya say? Join me? Buddy? How's about it?

Also, you have a very nice jawline. You must have good genes.
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Naked Pronouns

Postby Wolffystyle on Thu May 03, 2012 6:01 pm

Lubawski wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:how has this not been moved yet :-s

Targetman377, please advise me as to what the pronoun in your sentence refers? Do you ask about the global economy or your penis? I will answer immediately.


Oh wolffy, he is clearly talking about his penis. Any time someone leaves a naked pronoun like "this" in their question, it must, by default, refer to reproductive organs.

Lubawski, you are the English teacher I never had. Thank you! I would feel more at home if your notes were handwritten in scrappy and illegible red ink; if you wrote "DQN'T EVN TR7!" atop my posts. They would be excited if you would follow me around the forums and grade every post. Also, I was talking about my private parts in the last sentence. That was really hard. But you like it. :-$
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wolfystyle and miss cougarstyle?

Postby Wolffystyle on Thu May 03, 2012 6:23 pm

swimmerdude99 wrote:Has wolfystyle found his mate? Or is he still searching for miss cougarstyle?

Mr. Swimmerdude99, the community thanks your for your interest in Mr. wolfystyle's love life, but Mr. wolfystyle (one f, lowercase w) is not real; he was invented by the greeting card companies.

You see, along time ago, the Hegemony of the International Greeting Cards met in a secret underground lair (fit with torches and gargoyles and torture devices and whatnot, you get the picture) and devised a secret plan to create a wolfystyle to increase the global demand for greeting cards. Creating a salient image of a lone wolf, forever without mate, in the public's eyes quadrupled sales and pushed the United E-Card Conglomerate back into the red, 'where those hacks belonged'.

Because of this collusion, wolfystyle will forever be trapped and alone, buried deep inside of web of corporate lies, theft, and sappy 'Congratulations on not catching my Shingles' themed cards.

Miss cougarstyle was destined for a great mating cycle with Mr. wolfystyle, and when she was left unfulfilled she mauled and ate 3.5 school children in southern Colorado. But you don't see this information on the H.I.G.C.'s agenda, do you?
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby jj3044 on Thu May 03, 2012 9:33 pm

... are you back?!?! ;)

If so... =D>
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri May 04, 2012 5:40 am

Dear Wolffystyle,

Do you think the "Wild Things" are in "Where The Wild Things Are" or "General Discussion"? Or are they elsewhere?

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What is Love?

Postby Wolffystyle on Fri May 04, 2012 9:27 am

Ninja Champion wrote:Dear Wolffystyle,

With the talk of mates, love and whatnot. I was curious, what is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... no more.

A fabulous question Ninja Champion, and, as always, thanks for asking. I know that your question was asked in September 2011 but, even in our post-apocalyptic world of 2012, it remains pertinent. Though the talk of mates, love and whatnot has all but been buried forever, we still see signs of and evidence to the existence of such things.

2011 was a simpler time when people could freely talk about mates, love, and the all-important inclusive whatnot. The 2012-world is a little bit different, it's more complex, it contains more of this and less of this, and it also has an extra 2 in it's Gregorian year number (So, too does the current year on the Hebrew Calendar). While perplexing and convoluted, 2012 still shows traces of the existence of mates, love and whatnot and you just have to look really, really hard. Look deep. Into my eyes. Oh, I don't know, what can I do. What else can I say, it's up to you. I know we're one, just me and you. I can't go on. Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh...

Also, love doesn't exist in any form. Love is simply the name we give to 'the absence of hate'. So, Ninja, I don't hate you. A LOT. I won't hate you forever, and ever, and ever, and ever. I will not hate you until the end of time.
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Love and Shampoo bottles

Postby Wolffystyle on Fri May 04, 2012 9:35 am

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Ninja Champion wrote:Dear Wolffystyle,

With the talk of mates, love and whatnot. I was curious, what is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... no more.


Bless you my favorite Ninja for posting that after just arriving at work and listening to it on the way there. It is fate that we're a team in this great world of risk! =D>

Let Wolffystyle-san ask YOU a question, BYUwonder11, and search deep into your Soul you must. (I am assuming you drive a Kia Soul and that your Haddaway cover mixes are still hiding under its seats somewhere) Which cover version of Haddaway's What Is Love? did you listen to on that fateful morning? Did you listen to this or did you listen to this.

Also, this question is for the Universe: Am I the only one who immediately starts thinking about Shampoo Bottles when I byuwonder what is love?

Universe: "No, King Herpes does too."
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Re: What is Love?

Postby The Voice on Fri May 04, 2012 9:52 am

Wolffystyle wrote:Though the talk of mates, love and whatnot has all but been buried forever, we still see signs of and evidence to the existence of such things.


Is your modifier dangling? If it is, are you just going to let it hang there?
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Ninja's Pants

Postby Wolffystyle on Fri May 04, 2012 10:04 am

Denise wrote:Dear Wolffystlye,

Where are Ninja's pants?

My forever estranged and star-crossed lover (read: not star-crossed hater (sometimes stylized h8ter)) Denise, with excitement I bask in the brilliance of this question. Thanks for asking it!

I must consult the stars for the answer to this questions. Hold on. Wait. Uh huh. Yep. No. Darnit! Turns out all the stars are crossed.

Now, I must resort to the scientific method to answer this question. My hypothesis is that Ninja's pants are at trapped with a genie on a deserted island. My null hypothesis is that Ninja never had pants in the first place.

Unfortunately, my mom won't let me conduct science experiments in her basement anymore so I'll have to construct a moving lab in a friend's parent's RV. Let's see. Two drops magnesium... one gallon mercury... a dash of paprika...

...add two snail's tails,
and the song of twenty whales,
the kidneys of a viscous Vampire Bat,
finish with the filmography of actor Benjamin Bratt...

Let sit for 24 hours and I'll have my conclusions tomorrow. Check back. I'd advise Ninja to check back too, as he's probably a bit chilly.
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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby Agent 86 on Fri May 04, 2012 3:26 pm

Wolf, I need to ask..did nietzsche really have phone sex with Lack, and if so who got off the most ?

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=170266

Just curious to see if it really happened :lol:


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Re: Ask Wolffystyle

Postby ljex on Fri May 04, 2012 5:45 pm

why did you elect to stop beginning the answer to every question with

Good question _______(insert players username here), thank you for asking it. The answer may surprise you.
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