CC Pick up lines

[MrBenn]

You're the rainbow in my spoils...

[fwblb]

"Baby, I could bombard you all night."

"is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[AndyDufresne]

"Would you like to see my ban-stick?"


--Andy

[KLOBBER]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozFTdjWX ... annel_page

[Timminz]

"I may not be able to follow simple guidelines in a GD thread, but you should see how hard my head is."

[ManBungalow]

Yeah, my bonus may be small, but I make up for that in strategy.

[sully800]

Yeah, my bonus may be small, but I make up for that in strategy.

That sucks.

Are you do for a revamp baby? Because I would love to touch you up.

[ManBungalow]

I saw your post in Callouts...I'm interested.

Yeah, my bonus may be small, but I make up for that in strategy.

That sucks.

Are you do for a revamp baby? Because I would love to touch you up.

All I can say to the two lines of your post is:



and



respectively.

[jpcloet]

I'd love to see you in nothing but a CC hat.

[sailorseal]

Hey Baby, I could speed game you all night

[ManBungalow]

There's no free ride in CC City Mogul, how much do you really charge ?

I'd love to see you in nothing but a CC hat.

That made me laugh

[jpcloet]

I tried to add the image from the shop, but couldn't quite get it to work....

[clapper011]

did you just flash the dice?

[ManBungalow]

I think I'll try some quick ones tonight...who knows, I might get lucky .

[squishyg]

Suck it up, cupcake.

[JoshyBoy]

Suck it up, cupcake.

And in what way is that a pick-up line?

Actually on second thoughts, , keep that one to yourself.

[AndyDufresne]

"Babe, your last guy was a deadbeat. I'm a real winner."


--Andy

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Laying adjacent to me
Being chained to me
Having unlimited sex with me
Sex is casual to you
Sex is speed to you
No spoils on the bed sheet
So why charge me a flat rate
Or escalating fee for what
Now go away
To your next sequential John
And roll the dice
Just like your eyes
Snake eyes of course

[AndyDufresne]

That almost should be in the CC poetry topic.


--Andy

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

It didn't rhyme so well and it had to do with picking up a prostitute.

[DreadCat]

I've been looking at you from across the map, imagining what it would be like to enter your bonus region... Want to go somewhere and give it a roll?

[oVo]

if you're in the mood to annihilate my deployment... I won't complain.

[vodean]

Maybe we could freestyle assdoodle long enough to get banned. Then we wouldn't be able to post or nothing, just you and me.

[owenshooter]

Maybe we could freestyle assdoodle long enough to get banned. Then we wouldn't be able to post or nothing, just you and me.

huh? does that even make sense? sigh... and you have such a cute avatar...-0

[vodean]

Maybe we could freestyle assdoodle long enough to get banned. Then we wouldn't be able to post or nothing, just you and me.

huh? does that even make sense? sigh... and you have such a cute avatar...-0

It doesn't make sense
The avatar is my dog -2 years. He's now 100 pounds
My post count is low and drooping, but bombard me from Great Kingdom Castle, and it would triple in no time.