CC Pick up lines

[natty dread]

Conk er? I ardly know er!

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

Honey, I'm gonna call your sweet ass "Counter-Attack", cause I like mountin' it

[jiminski]

Honey, just call him "Gen.LeeGettinhed"...because he likes shafting virgins

[AndyDufresne]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

[jiminski]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

[AndyDufresne]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

[jiminski]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

(ok, you make the rules you sex-starved simian)

do you know the German for six baby? .. well i just rolled 3 of em!

[happy2seeyou]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

No, I'M happy2seeyou

[jammyjames]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

Best one i have ever seen.. Good one happy

No, I'M happy2seeyou

[DoomYoshi]

Do you want to come over and help me clear Elvis' hairy patch

[AndyDufresne]

'Babe, would you like to come over and adjust my dice?'


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

How about giving me the paddle?

[ManBungalow]

DON'T MAKE ME CIRCUS YOUR MAXIMUS



wat

[AndyDufresne]

I like.

How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'

Or...

'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'


--Andy

[clapper011]

I might have to report you to the moderator.. there is know way you are 35....... 25 maybe

quoted from a pm i received...lol thought it appropriate for this thread.

[MudPuppy]

Trench Warfare: Slow, Deep, & Long-lasting.... Let's play!

[DoomYoshi]

Trench Warfare: Slow, Deep, & Long-lasting.... Let's play!

Good One!

[AndyDufresne]

I can only think of raunchy pick-up lines regarding Trench Warfare, and I am not sure I should post them...yet.


--Andy

[vodean]

i miss this thread.

Hey babe, if we freestyle a little, then maybe later you will let me escalate your trench.

andy, can i munch on your banana?

[peacemakers]

can't we start with a foreplayer game?

[vodean]

cant we just do standard sequential for once? no chains this time please!

[Viceroy63]

I say we Freestyly in the Trenches and just let go of all the inhibitions that chains us.

Or...

I pok-er freely in the trenches.

[DoomYoshi]

Hey baby,

Wanna go necrobumping?

[EBConquer]

"I know sweetheart, but like i said; i like my women like i like my games... stacked in the front and soft'n juicy in the back."

or perhaps;

<index finger to her lips while whispering> "shhhhh... honey.... honey....... you know i like to play Epic in the dark while slowly penetrating the deep woods."

lol

[ManBungalow]

My friend over here once held the 'All City' bonus on the Stalingrad map.