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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby QoH on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:32 pm

Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:49 am

QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.


Actually I think the first one would work better.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Nola_Lifer on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:21 pm

Damn those are a nice pair of dice :!:
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby QoH on Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:17 pm

natty_dread wrote:
QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.


Actually I think the first one would work better.

It's supposed to be the implied meaning? Why would you ever say the implied meaning?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 pm

well the board may SAY that the mountains are impassable, but. . .

I would not pass on mountin' you, gurl
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:58 pm

can I nuke uranus?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby chapcrap on Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:06 pm

clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?

:oops: :?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:30 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:Damn those are a nice pair of dice :!:

just when this thread starts getting lame and people start reposting the worst lines that have been
said multiple timeslll
clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?

clappy comes in to save the day!!!! awesome!!!

oh... here's my line...

"mind if i make a map of the phillipines... on your chest..."
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:08 am

Can I shave your kamchatka?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:55 am

"Is that Italy or are you just happy to see me?"


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:09 pm

Conk er? I ardly know er!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 am

Honey, I'm gonna call your sweet ass "Counter-Attack", cause I like mountin' it
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:24 am

Honey, just call him "Gen.LeeGettinhed"...because he likes shafting virgins
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:26 am

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:34 am

AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:46 am

jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jiminski on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:25 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy


(ok, you make the rules you sex-starved simian)

do you know the German for six baby? .. well i just rolled 3 of em!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:45 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy


No, I'M happy2seeyou
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby jammyjames on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:22 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy


(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice! :D

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Best one i have ever seen.. Good one happy =D>

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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:06 am

Do you want to come over and help me clear Elvis' hairy patch
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:08 pm

'Babe, would you like to come over and adjust my dice?'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:57 pm

How about giving me the paddle?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:31 pm

DON'T MAKE ME CIRCUS YOUR MAXIMUS



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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:43 pm

I like.

How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'

Or...

'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:50 pm

I might have to report you to the moderator.. there is know way you are 35....... 25 maybe
quoted from a pm i received...lol thought it appropriate for this thread. :lol:
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