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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:48 pm

"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:52 pm

"I'm not Victor Sullivan"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:11 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."


Uncongrats for VS not understanding this topic is for pick-up lines vaguely related to Conquer Club.

Wait, wrong topic.


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:14 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."


Uncongrats for VS not understanding this topic is for pick-up lines vaguely related to Conquer Club.

Wait, wrong topic.


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Uncongrats to Andy for improperly abbreving my name :P

Whoops, you've got me going now 8-)

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:21 pm

"I'm still not Victor Sullivan"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:46 am

Hey babe, how about I show you my baton while you make stripes on my back and call me colonel. Later, you can cook for me...
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Mageplunka on Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:39 am

I know a guy who had a dozen tattoos on the side of his , lets call it "shaft". When he goes to the bars, he meets someone and asks them if they want a dozen roses.

I didnt see it personally, but he IS covered with them , so i took his word
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat May 21, 2011 11:26 am

Babe, today might be our last day together. You should lower your defensive build-up...you don't want to die with a virgin continent, do you?


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:58 am

'Hey Babe, can I get a look at your personal menu?'


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby mysticbell on Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:05 pm

A guy actually tried this one on me...
" Hey babe, you wanna go hang out at my place ? I'll let you play with my Star Trek online account, I have a huge ship..."


Yes he was serious...
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:40 pm

"I'm really, honestly, not Victor Sullivan."
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:36 am

'Babe, if only you had access to my control panel.'


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:43 am

hey baby, ca I show you my paddle?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby greenoaks on Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:55 am

look babe, i have a life. can we limit this back n forth to 20
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:23 am

I'd Rail Europe.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:46 pm

"No, baby, I told you already. I am not Victor Sullivan. I only have heard about him through friends."


...

"No, I promise I'm not"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby squishyg on Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:04 pm

C'mon baby, I use protection. Absolutely no one has my password.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:00 am

'Babe, I didn't read your instructions, but who ever does? Let's just hop into a game and play.'


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:06 pm

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I"M GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH MY DICE!!!!!
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:15 pm

Can I Checkers your Chinese?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby trevor33 on Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:40 pm

jpcloet wrote:Interested in earning a medal?


Gold.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby BIGMEANIE on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:22 pm

hey im done playing conquer club wanna do it
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby trapyoung on Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:33 pm

Are you bisexual?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby BIGMEANIE on Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:41 pm

why, you wanna play a trips/quads?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby squishyg on Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:25 pm

I will auto-assault you 'til you love me.
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