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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:46 pm

"No, baby, I told you already. I am not Victor Sullivan. I only have heard about him through friends."


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"No, I promise I'm not"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby squishyg on Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:04 pm

C'mon baby, I use protection. Absolutely no one has my password.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:00 am

'Babe, I didn't read your instructions, but who ever does? Let's just hop into a game and play.'


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:06 pm

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I"M GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH MY DICE!!!!!
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:15 pm

Can I Checkers your Chinese?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby trevor33 on Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:40 pm

jpcloet wrote:Interested in earning a medal?


Gold.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby BIGMEANIE on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:22 pm

hey im done playing conquer club wanna do it
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby trapyoung on Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:33 pm

Are you bisexual?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby BIGMEANIE on Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:41 pm

why, you wanna play a trips/quads?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby squishyg on Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:25 pm

I will auto-assault you 'til you love me.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:45 pm

'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minutes for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:00 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minutes for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'


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you were done a long time ago.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:14 am

'Babe, all your base belong to me.'

show



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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:31 pm

"GLG, can I get in your mini tourney? I want to beat Offinthecorner"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:19 pm

can I freestyle you all over the board?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby smegal69 on Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:17 pm

oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:52 am

smegal69 wrote:oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you

This could also be a post in the "Things you say about CC but not about a girlfriend" General Discussion topic probably, ha.


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:15 pm

we can do it if you wanna -- between Iberia-trips and Antactic-quads, but I can't spend the night -- there's a Speed Doodle-Ass tourney starting at 3AM that I can't miss.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:43 pm

The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Iron Butterfly on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:19 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby QoH on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:32 pm

Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:49 am

QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.


Actually I think the first one would work better.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Nola_Lifer on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:21 pm

Damn those are a nice pair of dice :!:
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby QoH on Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:17 pm

natty_dread wrote:
QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.


Actually I think the first one would work better.

It's supposed to be the implied meaning? Why would you ever say the implied meaning?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 pm

well the board may SAY that the mountains are impassable, but. . .

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