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Re: Pick up lines
by Army of GOD on Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:46 pm
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Re: Pick up lines
by squishyg on Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:04 pm
C'mon baby, I use protection. Absolutely no one has my password.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is squishyg
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Re: Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:00 am
'Babe, I didn't read your instructions, but who ever does? Let's just hop into a game and play.'
--Andy
--Andy
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Re: Pick up lines
by BigBallinStalin on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:06 pm
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I"M GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH MY DICE!!!!!
I"M GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH MY DICE!!!!!
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Re: Pick up lines
by Trevor33 on Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:40 pm
jpcloet wrote:Interested in earning a medal?
Gold.
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Re: Pick up lines
by BIGMEANIE on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:22 pm
hey im done playing conquer club wanna do it
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Re: Pick up lines
by squishyg on Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:25 pm
I will auto-assault you 'til you love me.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is squishyg
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Re: Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:45 pm
'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minutes for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'
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Re: Pick up lines
by AAFitz on Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:00 pm
AndyDufresne wrote:'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minutes for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'
--Andy
you were done a long time ago.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:14 am
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by Gen.LeeGettinhed on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:31 pm
"GLG, can I get in your mini tourney? I want to beat Offinthecorner"
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by clapper011 on Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:19 pm
can I freestyle you all over the board?
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by smegal69 on Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:17 pm
oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you ❤
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:52 am
smegal69 wrote:oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you ❤
This could also be a post in the "Things you say about CC but not about a girlfriend" General Discussion topic probably, ha.
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by Gen.LeeGettinhed on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:15 pm
we can do it if you wanna -- between Iberia-trips and Antactic-quads, but I can't spend the night -- there's a Speed Doodle-Ass tourney starting at 3AM that I can't miss.
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by DoomYoshi on Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:43 pm
The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by Iron Butterfly on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:19 pm
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by QoH on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:32 pm
Iron Butterfly wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
Please don't invite me to any pickup games. I will decline the invite.
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by natty dread on Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:49 am
QoH wrote:Iron Butterfly wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
Actually I think the first one would work better.
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by QoH on Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:17 pm
natty_dread wrote:QoH wrote:Iron Butterfly wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
Actually I think the first one would work better.
It's supposed to be the implied meaning? Why would you ever say the implied meaning?
Please don't invite me to any pickup games. I will decline the invite.
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Re: CC Pick up lines
by Gen.LeeGettinhed on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 pm
well the board may SAY that the mountains are impassable, but. . .
I would not pass on mountin' you, gurl
I would not pass on mountin' you, gurl
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