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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby smegal69 on Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:17 pm

oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:52 am

smegal69 wrote:oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you

This could also be a post in the "Things you say about CC but not about a girlfriend" General Discussion topic probably, ha.


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:15 pm

we can do it if you wanna -- between Iberia-trips and Antactic-quads, but I can't spend the night -- there's a Speed Doodle-Ass tourney starting at 3AM that I can't miss.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:43 pm

The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Iron Butterfly on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:19 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby QoH on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:32 pm

Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:49 am

QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.


Actually I think the first one would work better.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Nola_Lifer on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:21 pm

Damn those are a nice pair of dice :!:
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby QoH on Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:17 pm

natty_dread wrote:
QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.


You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.


Actually I think the first one would work better.

It's supposed to be the implied meaning? Why would you ever say the implied meaning?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 pm

well the board may SAY that the mountains are impassable, but. . .

I would not pass on mountin' you, gurl
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:58 pm

can I nuke uranus?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby chapcrap on Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:06 pm

clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?

:oops: :?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:30 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:Damn those are a nice pair of dice :!:

just when this thread starts getting lame and people start reposting the worst lines that have been
said multiple timeslll
clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?

clappy comes in to save the day!!!! awesome!!!

oh... here's my line...

"mind if i make a map of the phillipines... on your chest..."
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:08 am

Can I shave your kamchatka?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:55 am

"Is that Italy or are you just happy to see me?"


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